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Episode 507: Sand Sharks

Episode 507: Sand Sharks

In this episode, the Mullets are wiped from birthdays and holidays and trips to the cinema, but still have to charge on and recap a wretched movie with bad CGI sharks, Quint impersonators and Brooke Hogan puns

Episode 506: Everyone's Hero ft. Jillian Mullet

Episode 506: Everyone's Hero ft. Jillian Mullet

In this episode, the Mullets welcome their daughter before her 8th birthday and try not to destroy her opinions on a bad 2000s animated movie. This is cute, smelly, profane, insightful and funny all at once.

Episode 505: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Episode 505: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

In this episode, the Mullet quickly praise an awful B-movie on the beach before gushing over last year’s turtle powered instant classic. Get ready for hypothetical mutations, teenage lingo and 4 Non Blondes hate.

Episode 504: Happy Gilmore

Episode 504: Happy Gilmore

In this episode, the Mullets have a message of hope after a difficult 48 hours before getting a running start on a comedy classic by discussing pieces of shit, sponsorships, the charm of Sandler and quotes for days.

Episode 502: Killer Tattooist

Episode 502: Killer Tattooist

In this episode, the Mullets end spooky season with a whimper via another cheap bad movie from the bargain bin. They thankfully save the day by discussing alligators, unboxing cults and Strangers Things on their butts.

Episode 496: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Episode 496: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

In this episode, the Mullets recap 4DX Beetlejuice Beetlejuice before finally concluding Peter Jackson’s second epic saga. They discuss more giant creatures, more annoying characters and more Legolas hate.

Episode 494: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Episode 494: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

In this episode, the Mullets return to Middle Earth for the start of another trilogy…for better or worse. Uncanny CGI, interchangeable dwarves and leaders with no charisma all come up as we figure out keeping it short.

Episode 493: Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Episode 493: Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

In this episode, the Mullets introduce their new, but similar, structure. It’s a struggle when you have to discuss wild covers, bad facial expressions, giant mouths, lightning shooting out of your fingers and hot air balloons.

Episode 464: In the Valley of Elah

Episode 464: In the Valley of Elah

In this episode, the Mullets continue their rough stretch of work and life, but still manage to discuss strip club rules, the horrors of the Iraq War, strip club food, the packed year of 2007 and strip clubs with a lot going on.

Episode 457: The Hero of Color City

Episode 457: The Hero of Color City

In this episode, the Mullets move to a new day after a busy couple of weeks before finally crapping all over a terrible discount animated movie with offensive stereotypes, cloying songs and Toy Story aspirations.

Episode 454: Harriet the Spy

Episode 454: Harriet the Spy

In this episode, the Mullets are wiped from a stressful and painful week. They rise to the occasion, however, and discuss books from their childhood, the 90s attitude in children and the price of groceries.

Episode 354: Bobby

Episode 354: Bobby

In this episode, the Mullets went back to theaters finally and have some thoughts before watching their first Pick ‘Em Off movie. Can Emilio write and direct? Could William H Macy score? How bad was the year 2006?