bad movies

Episode 510: Christmas She Wrote

Episode 510: Christmas She Wrote

In this episode, the Mullets have another entry in their annual bad Christmas movie collection! Hear all about recognizable column writers, skating stances and awful charades as they ring in the season. Happy Holidays!

Episode 507: Sand Sharks

Episode 507: Sand Sharks

In this episode, the Mullets are wiped from birthdays and holidays and trips to the cinema, but still have to charge on and recap a wretched movie with bad CGI sharks, Quint impersonators and Brooke Hogan puns

Episode 506: Everyone's Hero ft. Jillian Mullet

Episode 506: Everyone's Hero ft. Jillian Mullet

In this episode, the Mullets welcome their daughter before her 8th birthday and try not to destroy her opinions on a bad 2000s animated movie. This is cute, smelly, profane, insightful and funny all at once.

Episode 502: Killer Tattooist

Episode 502: Killer Tattooist

In this episode, the Mullets end spooky season with a whimper via another cheap bad movie from the bargain bin. They thankfully save the day by discussing alligators, unboxing cults and Strangers Things on their butts.

Episode 493: Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Episode 493: Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

In this episode, the Mullets introduce their new, but similar, structure. It’s a struggle when you have to discuss wild covers, bad facial expressions, giant mouths, lightning shooting out of your fingers and hot air balloons.

Episode 491: Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars

Episode 491: Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars

In this episode, the Mullets try to figure out why they are in a bad mood and settle on this week’s movie. It’s so bad that porn might be on the horizon?!?! Other topics on this week’s show: bad wigs, 9/11 and green paint.

Episode 480: The Fast and the Furious (1954)

Episode 480: The Fast and the Furious (1954)

In this episode, the Mullets recap their cruise and snip at one each other more than usual about mobile games and general knowledge before discussing obnoxious waitresses, hostage situations and egg salad.

Episode 477: Mac and Me

Episode 477: Mac and Me

In this episode, it’s an episode that’s PRETTYYYYYYY NIIIIIIICE. The Mullets painstakingly relive their family viewing of the notorious E.T. rip-off with McDonald’s dancing, nude aliens, wheelchair falls and bad clothes.

Episode 469: Deck the Heart

Episode 469: Deck the Heart

In this eventful episode, the Mullet recount the worst holiday show ever and several new releases before discussing the Birdemic of Christmas movies. Don’t believe us? WATCH IT YOURSELF!!! Sorry, Mom!

Episode 468: Love, Lights, Hanukkah!

Episode 468: Love, Lights, Hanukkah!

In this episode, the Mullets ring in the holiday season with a Hallmark Channel original with no stakes, uneven eyebrows and some allegedly Jewish things. Listen to Chris and Sam yell and sweat to stay sane on this one.

Episode 459: Birdemic 2-The Resurrection

Episode 459: Birdemic 2-The Resurrection

In this episode, the Mullets bring you a first: live thoughts and riffing as they watch the sequel to the notoriously bad bird horror movie. Come hang with the family and laugh/cry/yell/gag along with us!

Episode 448: Jupiter Ascending

Episode 448: Jupiter Ascending

In this episode, the Mullets battle through a tough week and a headache, both of which weren’t helped by this week’s movie. Someone fell asleep and it’s not who you think! Also: a bad Best Actor and albino wolf things.

Episode 447: Birdemic

Episode 447: Birdemic

In this instant classic of an episode, the Mullet discuss the worst movie of all time and make the weirdest and craziest noises ever recapping the shock and terror of solr pans (not a typo), hairy friends, tif files and more!

Episode 446: Speed 2: Cruise Control

Episode 446: Speed 2: Cruise Control

In this episode, the Mullets wrap it up once more after the holiday with one of the most notorious sequels. There’s plenty of shrieking over knots and leeches as well as an EPIC meltdown about rings in a pocket.

Episode 443: Speed Racer

Episode 443: Speed Racer

In this episode, the Mullets are particularly feisty with one another and that’s probably because they watched this colorful fever dream. They discuss NONjas, monkey crap, facial surgery and bootleg Tim Currys.

Episode 438: Going to America

Episode 438: Going to America

In this episode, the Mullets lost their minds recapping another Dollar Tree find and tackle bodily fluids on the floor, more bootleg Buscemis, creepy little kids with big ears and way too many serious topics.

Episode 423: Ace and the Christmas Miracle

Episode 423: Ace and the Christmas Miracle

It’s the Mullets’ Christmas episode and it doesn’t disappoint because they lose their minds over sleazy Italians, talking horses, Hawaiian shirts, Playboy playmates, gambling and the worst music of all time. Enjoy!

Episode 418: Blood Money

Episode 418: Blood Money

In this episode, the Mullets recap the latest MCU entry before finally suffering through a Best Buy bargain bin action movie that literally made Sam write the phrase “such a tranche emarch” in her notes. Find out why!

Episode 403: Fantastic Four (2015)

Episode 403: Fantastic Four (2015)

In this episode, the Mullets went to very different movies in theaters and have very similar thoughts on gross CGI, ridiculously contrived name conversations and the wood that is Kate Mara as Sue Storm.