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Episode 509: Miracle on 34th Street

Episode 509: Miracle on 34th Street

In this episode, the Mullets recap Oscars and Netflix trash before getting into the warm Christmas spirit with a classic featuring earnestness, crazy gift requests and unfortunate references to tragedy and current affairs.

Episode 508: Gosford Park

Episode 508: Gosford Park

In this episode, the Mullets are still stressed, but persevere through a conversation in the style of Robert Altman himself about his mystery classic. They also discuss too many utensils and all-time bad accents

Episode 506: Everyone's Hero ft. Jillian Mullet

Episode 506: Everyone's Hero ft. Jillian Mullet

In this episode, the Mullets welcome their daughter before her 8th birthday and try not to destroy her opinions on a bad 2000s animated movie. This is cute, smelly, profane, insightful and funny all at once.

Episode 505: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Episode 505: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

In this episode, the Mullet quickly praise an awful B-movie on the beach before gushing over last year’s turtle powered instant classic. Get ready for hypothetical mutations, teenage lingo and 4 Non Blondes hate.

Episode 503: Homeward Bound 1 and 2

Episode 503: Homeward Bound 1 and 2

In this episode, the Mullets dive into two incredible journeys from peak 90s Disney by discussing the types of cats and dogs they are, stellar voice acting, sequels trying too much new shit, stepdads and a LOT of dog sex.

Episode 502: Killer Tattooist

Episode 502: Killer Tattooist

In this episode, the Mullets end spooky season with a whimper via another cheap bad movie from the bargain bin. They thankfully save the day by discussing alligators, unboxing cults and Strangers Things on their butts.

Episode 501: Smile

Episode 501: Smile

In this episode, the Mullets finally get into the Halloween spirit with a modern horror hit with a sequel currently in theaters. They discuss bad cat names, the weak link of The Boys, manifested trauma and all of the teeth.

Episode 500: The Prestige

Episode 500: The Prestige

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate a crazy milestone and getting through Milton and Joker 2 before diving into Christopher Nolan’s magic movie that isn’t The Illusionist. Here’s to another 500 more!

Episode 499: Little Shop of Horrors

Episode 499: Little Shop of Horrors

In this episode, the Mullets continue the road to 500 (believe it or not) with a cult musical favorite that someone has performed in/has strong opinions about. Plus, talks of gardening, laughs and puppets.

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Episode 498: A Quiet Place 1 and 2

Episode 498: A Quiet Place 1 and 2

In this episode, the Mullets face another storm before tackling a new instant classic horror franchise. They discuss kernels of corn, the power of silence, giving birth, wimpy teenage boys and what not to drown in.

Episode 497: The Lord of the Rings (1978)

Episode 497: The Lord of the Rings (1978)

In this episode, the Mullets are both relieved to be moving on from Middle Earth for various reasons. They discuss rotoscoping, a wacky Gollum and probably drug use before the random draw remains a total pain.

Episode 496: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Episode 496: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

In this episode, the Mullets recap 4DX Beetlejuice Beetlejuice before finally concluding Peter Jackson’s second epic saga. They discuss more giant creatures, more annoying characters and more Legolas hate.

Episode 494: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Episode 494: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

In this episode, the Mullets return to Middle Earth for the start of another trilogy…for better or worse. Uncanny CGI, interchangeable dwarves and leaders with no charisma all come up as we figure out keeping it short.

Episode 489: Titane

Episode 489: Titane

In this episode, the Mullets bemoan Garfield before strapping into the controversial Palme D’or winner from 2021 that makes Samantha squirm and rant, Chris theorize and both of them questioning France’s everything

Episode 487: The Prince of Egypt

Episode 487: The Prince of Egypt

In this episode, the Mullets recap another wild weekend before finally watching the movie that YOU voted for earlier this year. Thanks! Now we have to talk religion, Dreamworks Animation’s history and bad voice acting!

Episode 484: Twister

Episode 484: Twister

In this episode, the Mullets get over Bluey emotions and ride it out like they’re in Universal Orlando in 1998 by discussing CGI that ages well, living through severe weather, questionable acting all around and PSH’s F5.

Episode 482: Bee Movie ft. Jillian Mullet

Episode 482: Bee Movie ft. Jillian Mullet

In this episode, the littlest Mullet joins the show for some quick thoughts on another favorite movie of hers, then Mom and Dad break down the actual fever dream that Jerry Seinfeld created in 2007. BEE prepared.

Episode 479: The Jackass Film Franchise Pt. 2

Episode 479: The Jackass Film Franchise Pt. 2

In this episode, the Mullets can’t remember what they’ve already talked about, so they cut to the chase and discuss kids that are games, genuinely good people, the star that is Dark Shark, getting old and more poop.

Episode 477: Mac and Me

Episode 477: Mac and Me

In this episode, it’s an episode that’s PRETTYYYYYYY NIIIIIIICE. The Mullets painstakingly relive their family viewing of the notorious E.T. rip-off with McDonald’s dancing, nude aliens, wheelchair falls and bad clothes.

Episode 475: Fruitvale Station

Episode 475: Fruitvale Station

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate a quiet Valentine’s Day by weeping on air once again, trying to find silver linings and bemoaning public transportation.