The Mullet Awards

VOTING IS NOW OPEN FOR THE 2024 MULLET AWARDS! Cast your ballot and find out who wins in early March on the podcast!

Best Movie
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Jackass 3D
Little Shop of Horrors
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Oppenheimer
A Quiet Place
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
Top Gun: Maverick
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
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Worst Movie
Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars
Christmas She Wrote
Everyone's Hero
The Fast and the Furious (1954)
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Killer Tattooist
The Lord of the Rings (1978)
Mac and Me
Sand Sharks
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
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Best MVP (Best Overall Performance)
Maggie Smith in Gosford Park
Christopher MacDonald in Happy Gilmore
Johnny Knoxville in Jackass: The Movie
Sean Astin in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Andy Serkies in Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Edmund Gwenn in Miracle on 34th Street
Cillian Murphy in Oppenheimer
Emily Blunt in A Quiet Place
Tom Cruise in Top Gun: Maverick
Fred Rogers in Won't You Be My Neighbor?
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Worst LVP (Worst Overall Performance)
Brent Tarnol in Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars
Barkhad Abdirahman in Captain Phillips
Dylan Neal in Christmas She Wrote
Ryan Phillippe in Gosford Park
Ryan Gage in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Richard Armitage in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Jade Calegory in Mac and Me
Porter Hall in Miracle on 34th Street
Eric Scott Woods in Sand Sharks
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Best Scene
Patrick's Song and Dance in 10 Things I Hate About You
Rocket's Flashback Escape in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
The Bob Barker Fight in Happy Gilmore
The High Five in Jackass 3D
Dentist! in Little Shop of Horrors
You Shall Not Pass in Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Ending in Oppenheimer
The Trinity Test in Oppenheimer
The Birth Scene in A Quiet Place
Beach Volleyball in Top Gun
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Worst Scene
Beaverine's Introduction in Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars
The Bad Dinner and Charades Party in Christmas She Wrote
Yankee Goes to Bat in Everyone's Hero
The Baseball Scene in Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco
The Killing Montage in Killer Tattooist
Pippin's Song in Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Eric Falls Off a Cliff in Mac and Me
The McDonald's Dance Party in Mac and Me
The Mayor and Sparky Die and The First Time Sharks are in Sand in Sand Sharks
Want You in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
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Should Have Been MVP (Best Performance That Went Unrecognized)
Julia Stiles in 10 Things I Hate About You
Octavia Spencer in Fruitvale Station
Bradley Cooper in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore
Robert Downey Jr in Oppenheimer
Michael Caine in The Prestige
Ice Cube in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
Glen Powell in Top Gun: Maverick
Should Have Been LVP (Worst Performance That Went Unrecognized)
Simon Rex in Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars
Amy Smart in Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars
Dan Payne in Christmas She Wrote
Lewis Kirk in Killer Tattooist
Robert Hyatt in Miracle on 34th Street
Corin Nemec in Sand Sharks
Robin Gibb in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Rick Rossovich in Top Gun
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Best LVP (Worst Part of a Movie and That's Okay)
Dave England in Jackass: The Movie
Hugo Weaving in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Josh Peck in Oppenheimer
Andy Serkis in The Prestige
John Cena in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
Jim Rogers in Won't You Be My Neighbor?
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Worst MVP (Best Part of a Movie and That's Not a Compliment)
Steve Rannazzisi in Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars
Kara Kruper in Christmas She Wrote
Stanley the Alligator in Killer Tattooist
Jonathan Ward in Mac and Me
Robert Pike Daniel in Sand Sharks
Sandy Farina in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
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Best Overall Cast
Gosford Park
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Inside Man
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Oppenheimer
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
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Best Overall Music
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Little Shop of Horrors
Oppenheimer
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Smile
Some Like It Hot
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
Top Gun
Most "Meh" Movie
Anyone But You
Bee Movie
Captain Phillips
Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco
Jackass: The Movie
The Prince of Egypt
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Movie We Should Watch (Winner Will Be Done For Podcast ASAP)
Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie
Gigli
The Holdovers
Lyle, Lyle Crocodile
Nope
The Sandlot
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