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As our investigators search for the phantom causing all the accidents around the Bard’s Theater on Navy Pier, Sassy is in the wrong dressing room at the wrong time, and Vince’s dramatic monologue ends up more dramatic than he’d hoped…
Abe and an undead occultist are surrounded by Hellhounds, while Sassy and Vince are trapped in an underground reservoir full of explosive gas fumes. Will they escape? Will they trick the coachman and evade death? WILL ABE EVER LEARN?!?!
James is on vacation this week, so we’re pulling out the bonus episode!!! … so, no. It’s not really a bonus, if you think about it. But we do get to see Vince go on his DATE!!! He says he’s trying to find Nef some kind of parent figure, but it. is. still. a. DATE!!!
Abe and Sassy get behind the wheel of the magically enhanced hearse to race The Bloodly Mile, and win the car that might lead them to Ryan Crow and the forgetting bottle. Meanwhile, Vince and Aster do some snooping and discover the cars aren’t the only thing doing some shady trafficking… Does that pun even kind of work?
In their search for Ryan Crow, the investigators and their new dead friend (who they hate) take a trip to the underbelly of Chicago’s street racing scene, where they encounter some old friends, and learn to live life… one quarter mile at a time.
Oh, look. Abe’s actions finally have CONSEQUENCES, as a foe that the investigators left for dead shows up at the door to Melody investigations. I mean, they were right. He was dead, but that’s just the beginning of his troubles… and theirs.
The investigators are still deep within the bowels of the museum, and in the dark friends can look like enemies, and enemies can look like friends as they try to save the missing professor and solve a riddle put to them by a possessed man. And boy, you’d think with all those stakes they’d role better, but NOPE!
When last we saw our investigators, they were stuck in a tomb hallway full of traps! I’m not saying they survive, but if they do, they might encounter someone else in the tomb, who has, up until now, not shown a lot of concern for them not dying…
In the intro we catch you up on everything you need to know to jump in here!
Abe has his long awaited showdown with The Coachman. Then our investigators are troubled by a dream, and wake to a worried graduate student, and a nightmare buried beneath one of Chicago’s oldest museums…
In the thrilling conclusion to our case, the greatest thieves in the world continue to drop like stones as our investigators race against the clock to find the missing magical photo, and the mastermind behind it all…
Having infiltrated a dinner for the world’s greatest artifact thieves, our investigators are in the lion’s den… and dinner is served! Abe and Sassy are going to have to come up with a three star dinner, and Vince is going to have to keep spinning grade A deceptions if they want to get out alive.
In the intro we catch you up, so if you’re new, you can jump in right here, or listen to our previous episodes! Then, our investigators receive a visit from a mysterious figure known only as “The Coachman.” Then, a new client arrives with an invitation… to a party for the world’s greatest thieves.
It’s a special one hour arc finale. Our investigators rush to meet the mastermind behind the mysterious second baby, only to find themselves on his home turf. Abe makes his gamble with John Dee, and loses more than just years off his life.
Abe steals a leaf from Sassy’s book and, well, steals. But he couldn’t have picked a worse place or person to steal from. Vince cracks the case, just to find that he’s only solved the easy part. Sassy finds out that, for the first time since she became human, she has a tail, so to speak…
Vince makes a dangerous promise to a powerful player in Chicago's occult underground. Then, to find the amulet, they're forced to team up with some... less powerful players, and become honorary members of the VERY "cool" gang, "The Necropunks."
Vince makes a dangerous promise to a powerful player in Chicago's occult underground. Then, in order to find the amulet, our investigators make a some... less powerful allies, in the "very cool" gang of occult toughs who call themselves the "necropunks."
Our occult detectives receive an unwelcome parcel from an old friend. They’ve hardly had time to recover when a couple of new clients show up with the hair raising tale of an ancient curse and a stolen amulet.
RJ and Tope rap about white rap history month….part 2….as part of a 4-week mini-series! They also rap about Lin Manuel Miranda, fake voices, being fancy, being basic, eating metal and there’s some playism in there somewhere.
RJ and Tope rap about THE BIGGEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME! Over 100 rap songs, over 100 moments of playism, over 100 mentions purple drink. over 100 mentions of Sharon, over 100 members of #blacktwitter who hate us. And over 100 thank yous to our Friends From The Neighborhood for helping us get to this milestone
RJ and Tope rap about going BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!! Marty and Doc rap about molly, Percocet, Percocet, Molly, favorite foods, Selma (not that one), not rhyming, growing up poor and terrible Back To The Future reference
RJ and Tope rap about our pod-versary, Déjà vu, words RJ can’t say, words RJ shouldn’t say, grandma, IsDMXInJail.com, The Spice Girls and everyone’s favorite children’s TV show. Thanks for supporting us for the last two years!
Carolyn and Karma recap a HUGE week of Jonas Brother Concerts, the 2nd episode of AEW Dynamite, Carmella’s juicy week on Total Divas and more! Plus: Obsessions, Eggplants, Hot Dogs, New Flavors, Kumquat Korner and the complex political climate of China.
Carolyn and Karma talk about wrestling for the first time in a while because it’s good again! AEW Dynamite, NXT on USA, Total Divas and bits of Raw, as well as the aftermath of the first ever head-to-head Wednesday night war! Also: Survivor, Obsessions, Hot Dog Cannons, Jonas Brothers Concert Hype and Judge Hatchet.
Carolyn and Karma are busy putting together their amazing Podslam 2019 plans, so through Podcast magic, we bring you a previously recorded episode where we try everything from the August 2019 TokyoTreat Subscription Box in a super-sized edition of New Flavors of Old Favorites!
Wine Experts Carolyn and Karma bring you another wrestling filled week! ALL OUT thoughts, comments and feelings, the mystery of the missing AEW title, Kumquat Korner, Hot Dog Cannons, Heel Heads, and so much more!
Carolyn and Karma discuss the new season of Veronica Mars (spoiler warning!), Taco Bell menu “adjustments”, All the wrestling love in the air, Moxley’s replacement for All Out and the return of Enzo and Cass? Also: Eggplants, Hot Dogs, Baddest Bitch and more!
Carolyn and Karma normalize talking about their bodies, get hyped to go to a Wildcats game, and OBVIOUSLY talk all about the Becky and Seth engagement. Also, Heel Heads, Hot Dog Cannons, Kumquat Korner and more!
Carolyn and Karma are back and have all the thoughts on the Miley and Liam split, Love Island, Bachelor in Paradise and wanting to get back into wrestling. Also: New Flavors, Obsessions, Kumquat Korner and Heel Heads.
Carolyn, Karma and the Producer are proud to present the first installment of our new Patreon-exclusive series: Tiers for Fears! We rank and tier a giant list of fast food establishments with some incredibly heated discussion. To check out the rest of this Patreon exclusive series, subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/ArcadeAudio!
Carolyn and Karma try to recover from how bad Big Brother is, discuss Extreme Rules and it’s aftermath, Fight for the Fallen, Braun and Alexa’s Hefty ad and more! Plus: Supersized New Flavors, Hot Dog Cannons, Heel Heads, Kumquat Korner and the Video Game Minute.
Carolyn and Karma update on a week of fights at Blink-182 concerts, a questionable Big Brother cast, Becky and Seth’s first outing as a couple, and remaking a classic game. Also: Kumquat Korner, Obsessions, Heel Heads and (finally) an opinion on the Cheeto Sandwich from KFC.
Carolyn and Karma take time out of their 4th of July to bring you EXTENSIVE thoughts on Big Brother 21, a few FMK’s, Seth and Will’s Twitter Tiff, the pros and cons of Independence Day and the new show Carolyn is gonna finish in 10 days. Also: Kumquat Korner, Baddest Bitch, Hot Dog Cannon and Carolyn eats a bean.
Carolyn and Karma figure out how to Wizard, make their picks for Fyter Fest, try to make sense of what WWE is doing, see the end of the Amazing Race and get familiar with the houseguests. Plus: Another Jonas Wedding?!, Kumquat Korner, Chinese New Flavors and more!
Carolyn and Karma start without The Producer again, and I’m only left to assume they discussed things like New York City, Too-Sweeting Someone, r/wrestlewiththepackage and The Amazing Race. Plus: New Flavors, Gooigi, Hot Dog Cannons, Kumquat Korner and MORE!
Carolyn and Karma cover another week of light wrestling news, including Moxley and the hijinx of the 24/7 Championship. Also: Plumbing problems, The Jonas Brothers documentary, Amazing Race, Bella Twins Podcast, Hot Dog Cannons (including new hot dogs!) and more!
Carolyn and Karma once again start producerless, so I assume they talk Double or Nothing, Mox on Jericho, Jonas Brothers on Hot Ones plus tons of other stuff! Also: Amazing Race, Where in the World is Carolyn’s Dad?, Kumquat Korner, Hot Dog’s for Breakfast and much much more!
Carolyn and Karma run down a very extensive week of wrestling news (AEW on TNT, Seth and Becky, Wyatt’s offspring), plus have a detailed recap of the Survivor finale! Also: Money in the Bank predictions, New Flavors, Kumquat Korner and More!
Carolyn and Karma bring you a very special BONUS episode recorded immediately after watching Detective Pikachu. Our (mostly, lets say 96%) spoiler free takes and opening our free packs from the movie theater!
Carolyn and Karma are here for an abbreviated episode of the podcast in order to catch Detective Pikachu on opening night! They still manage to squeeze in talk of buying tickets on Ticketmaster, RAW, The Bella’s Podcast, The Smackdown Roster flying in Coach, Survivor, Amazing Race and New Flavors.
Carolyn and Karma have bathroom drama (and need a plumber), enjoy new beds and vacations, briefly discuss the return of Jon Moxley, the debut of Kushida in NXT and another quality episode of the Bella’s Podcast. Also: New Flavors, Amazing Race, Survivor, Hot Dog Cannons and a nice long talk about 9/11.
Carolyn and Karma actually discuss quite a bit of wrestling, news on the new Jonas Brothers album details, new shows on Netflix, our favorite smells and why these crappy cookies are so good. Plus: Obsessions, Eggplants, Hot Dog Cannons, Kumquat Korner and trying to name wrestling moves.
Carolyn and Karma run down the Superstar Shakeup, Karma having a Ghost, Paying for Porn, and have an odd (but supportive) baddest bitch of the week. Also: New Flavors, Hot Dogs, Obsessions, Survivor, Jonas Brothers and More!
Carolyn and Karma start the new century of episodes with plenty of eggplants, a actual new flavor to an old favorite, a heated Butterfingers discussion, RAW, Smackdown, Baby Wyatt, The Bella Twin’s Podcast and Survivor. Plus: Kumquat Korner, Hot Dogs, Disneyland Hotels, The HIH Discord and Wrestlemania malaise.
In this episode, the Squad Tyson Furiously recaps the busiest week in wrestling in a very long time! Fiend woes, cucks, MMA fighters, tame Dynamite and Tope’s Randy Orton take. Mama Pajama! This is gold!
In this episode, the craziest podcast of the year is here! 16 podcasters from all of the shows of PodSlam 2019 (and some surprises) compete in a mostly non-wrestling related battle! Plus, Rich and Mullet’s thank yous.
In this episode, the Squad is LIVE at PodSlam in Chicago raising money for Connor’s Cure by drafting the best and the worst and the most random wrestling topics ever. This show was so much fun, we hope you enjoy!
In this episode, Mullet begrudgingly uses Big Dave’s awards to quiz the Squad on the bad, the worst and everything in between for the wrestling world since the early 80s. Can Rich’s game streak roll on?
In this episode, Mullet is back with his wife to ruin their insides with alcohol and candy. This time: the wrestling is just as toxic as we watch IPW with a bunch of dudes Mullet makes fun of and Sam doesn’t want in bed.
It’s that time once again! Our traditionally classic episode of selecting our own wrestling companies is here complete with hilarious technical difficulties and every Squad member (especially Augie) bringing the heat!
In this episode, Mullet takes inspiration from a listener and creates a new game concept combining golf and Wikipedia. The first edition pits bitter rivals Spencer and Rich against one another. Who will prevail?
In this episode, Mullet is still sick, so Tope steps up and produces another bonkers rendition of Guest Bookie. Spencer, Whidden and Rich set the lines to Tope’s insanity. Who demolishes the competition?
In this episode, Mullet is out sick but the rest of the Squad carries on to discuss Bray’s return, an edgy WWE, the positives and negatives of AEW thus far and so much more! We cover a lot of ground in this one.
In this episode, Mullet and his wife, Sam, are back to once again to drink beer, eat way too much candy and enjoy wrestling. This time, it’s MSG, ROH and NJPW. Sam knows her stuff while Mullet has a rough time.
Gentlemen, I can tell you right now that this episode of Podswoggle is all about Whidden diving deep into this past year’s PWI 500 and quizzing the boys closest to the pin style. Is this Spencer’s time?
In this episode, the Squad indulges Mullet in a game about men who never won the big one despite plenty of PPV time before he indulges in his long awaited New Japan fan fiction. Watch out, Chuck Tingle!
In this episode, we celebrate Augie’s birthday with an all-time great game centered around his age. There’s Twitch stakes, hot sauce to avoid and Spencer trying to notch his first win. What will happen?
In this episode, the Squad is up late during WrestleMania weekend and Mullet busts out a trio of games that tests their brains around the indies, battle royals and Takeovers. Can Spencer finally notch his first win?
In this episode, the Squad is up late in NYC after WrestleMania and give their tired, hoarse and instant thoughts on the biggest show of the year as well as NXT, G1 Supercard, WrestleCon and Blackcraft.
In this episode, the whole Squad reveals their brackets for the biggest tournament of the year while they reveal their loves, their hates and their absolutely horrific puns. IT’S MARCHO MADNESS BAYBAY!
In this episode, Tope and Mullet hit a screeching halt in their Quest for the Quad of the Quad with 2004 NWA-TNA X Division drinking game nonsense. You will hear the end of this journey after WrestleMania.
Nick and Peyton are joined by Kathleen Kinlin to talk Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. They discuss the alternate version Peyton didn't see, what it's like to date Dr. Loomis, and how many times the movie passes the Bechdel Test. They also do LOTS of character work. Originally released 9/3/2018.
A very sleepy Nick and Peyton are joined by Steven Barroga to talk Halloween III: Season of the Witch. They discuss why Ellie should've been the main character, how they'd remake the movie, and how a company can be the largest mask manufacturer with only three products.
Nick and Peyton welcome Sarah Jean Peters to discuss Michael Myers's work ethic, the number of bullets Dr. Loomis uses, and how useless Paramedic Jimmy is. They also do some role playing. Follow us on Instagram @welcometohaddonfield for a visual guide to the podcast.
Nick and Peyton are joined by Rich Camillucci to talk about John Carpenter’s Halloween. They get into how Michael Myers learned to drive, some cool behind the scenes facts, and alternate timelines in which Michael Myers isn’t a killer.
In this episode, the Mullets recap Horror Nights and Joker before continuing their #HalloweenCreep2K19 by discussing slow Predators, incredibly undeveloped characters and the fear of running through a tunnel.
In this episode, the Mullets watch the most popular modern love story. That naturally means they disagree more than usual about MVPs, romantic gestures and who does what in the relationship. Sigh…love.
In this PodSlam inspired episode, the Mullets watch two very different and weird movies featuring Andy Kaufman. They discuss racist restaurant chains, comedian interviews and Samantha beating up her husband.
In this episode, the Mullets discuss the French, eating dog food and Little Richard singing about meatballs. This episode also features Samantha “sucking ass”. If that doesn’t get you excited, I don’t know what will.
In this episode, the Mullets recap their fall movie league roster before going all in with their discussion of this poker film that causes Chris to tell way too many stories and Sam to put up with it all. Plus: MALKOVICH!
In this episode, the punishment has finally been paid off and completed and both Mullets are feeling the effects. Join them as they discuss racism, human barking, corny puns and some bullshit about true love.
In this episode, Samantha is absolutely obsessed with Gorgonites and her poor husband has more ailments than he can count. This combines to create a crazy episode featuring bad impressions and toy love.
In this episode, the Mullets go ballistic talking about fame without talent, Hermoine’s bad side and a total lack of purpose. This is an absolute must listen if you like hearing your hosts yelling and incredulous.
In this episode, the Mullets tackle Michael Bay again for some reason. Expect loud noises, quick edits and poor performances…and then we talk about the movie. Plus, Samantha asks some bad questions as usual.
In this episode, the Mullets have three movies and a TV show to quickly recap before discussing getting old, dying, sexy bitches, prison stories that get told way too often, dying again, Adam Eget and dying.
In this episode, the Mullets hit another milestone and celebrate by discussing Kurosawa’s sweeping epic. We make another bet, we read names horribly, we don’t understand haircuts. Here’s to the next 250!! Thanks!
In this episode, the Mullets painstakingly recap their lives over the past week (yay strep throat)! After wearing their voices out, they discuss the love of a grandmother, dumb characters and being better than Frozen.
In this episode, the Mullets avoid the Wayans Brothers and experience 15 year old pop culture references, unfunny gags and TWINS! Also, we announce a Patreon exclusive series that will STACK up to the others.
In this episode, the Mullets are back after their week off for their anniversary to discuss work trips, the sad state of Wisconsin and sad, old man butt. Be on the look out for their Patreon exclusive Avengers thoughts!
In this episode, the Mullets are back with differing opinions, random noises, parental similarities, Alexa questions and the return of a legendary guest who is now on Broadway. This episode is bonkers.
In this episode, the Mullets finally complete the Rocky franchise and its on a high note! They discuss driveway boxing, trashy girls, long takes, Flava Flav, Mr. T’s money demands and famous friends writing movies.
For today's Fibs minisode, Spencer gives our panel several pairs of choices. It’s their job to figure out which one is the name of a real Juggalo band and which one is the name of a fake Juggalo band conjured up out of Spencer’s imagination.
For today's Fibs minisode, Spencer gives our panel several pairs of choices. It’s their job to figure out which one is the name of a Black Metal musician and which one is the name of a professional wrestler.
For today's Fibs minisode, Spencer gives our panel several pairs of choices. It’s their job to figure out which one is the name of a strain of cannabis and which one is the name of a nail polish. Can they do a better job this time around?
We discover that there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do in Africa because the "Amazons" of Dahomey were women. Then we remind ourselves why you can't trust the government, because Project MKUltra.