For today's Fibs minisode, Spencer gives our panel several pairs of choices. It’s their job to figure out which one is the name of a real Juggalo band and which one is the name of a fake Juggalo band conjured up out of Spencer’s imagination.
For today's Fibs minisode, Spencer gives our panel several pairs of choices. It’s their job to figure out which one is the name of a Black Metal musician and which one is the name of a professional wrestler.
For today's Fibs minisode, Spencer gives our panel several pairs of choices. It’s their job to figure out which one is the name of a strain of cannabis and which one is the name of a nail polish. Can they do a better job this time around?
For today's Fibs minisode, Spencer gives our panel several pairs of choices. It’s their job to figure out which one is an X-Files episode title and which one is a Secret Service code name for a president or the family member of a president.
For today's Fibs minisode, Spencer gives our panel several pairs of choices. It’s their job to figure out which one is a Harry Potter character and which one is a real British person with credits on a BBC produced show or movie.
Spencer can’t let the panel have all the fun! Our episode today is our inaugural mini-episode: Let Sleeping Dogs Lie: Fibs! For today's Fib, our panel has to decide whether each pair of choices is a Metallica song or the name of a pro wrestling finishing move.
The HR Boys get a visit from Frankenbeans- sentient garbage with a can’t miss offer on a bang-up deal. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica reckon with finally being aboard the U.S.S. Spaceship, and still being stuck in jail(ish).
Bada bing bada boom, the HR Boys are about to get a visit from certified fresh to death badass Christopher Moltisanti, a clone of actor Michael Imperioli, who has problems meatier than a plate of gabagool.
All right team, let’s circle up and try to generate some corporate synergy here. Action item- review this episode where Blim Blammo the Rock Man visits the HR Department to discuss FRAGILE Project Management.
The HR Boys get a visit from the adjective-worthy Ya’Quee’Ya and Ted, two gaseous fortune tellers who are just trying to figure out where their lunches went, man! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica celebrate the Professor’s birthday…
The HR boys are in for a BIG surprise this week. A GIANT surprise, in fact. Look, their guest, Krrrrring, who runs the ships’a nail salon, is very large, and very in charge. Meanwhile, Danica gives the Professor the birthday treatment he’s always…not had.
Alien’s back in the office, and the boys get a visit from Chewspocka Worf, a Cyberpunkian voiceover artist who’s in hot water for his commercial choices. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica continue their space-road-side tour.
Doug, P16, and Puddle get a visit from FlexOn, a Crumb guy who’s real happy to see them…or is it FlexOff, who’s a…real lonely guy? Either way, I was going to listen to this earlier but WE WERE ON A BREAK!
The HR boys get a visit from Vin Dictive, a Blobulon whose job on the ship is best served cold. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica process their grief and get back to business. THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE WHERE P16 WAS SITTING ON THE TAPE RECORDER, WE PROMISE.
P16 sat on the tape recorder and caused some technical difficulties on this one, y’all! He’s real sorry! Meanwhile, the HR boys get a visit from Liff Niff, who may have just accidentally duplicated himself…
The HR boys are freakin’ nomads now, baby! And their first visit is from Nora, a sentient Bop-It. Yup, looks like ain’t nothin’ changed but the names, and the game is the same! Meanwhile. Old Man Wade says his final goodbyes.
The HR boys get a visit from Moo-Reen, and don't you dairy moo-ve on to some other channel, because she's got some spilled milk worth talkin' about. Meanwhile, Wade finally emerges from his technological/emotional cocoon, Inspector Gadget style.
What’s crappening in this episode: Support us on Patreon (Now with Discord)! Shirts, sea jail, Blackcraft Wrestling, New York vs Chicago, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Galaxy’s Edge, Star Wars spoilers, Stryper
What’s crappening in this episode: Support us on Patreon (Now with Discord)! Shirts! Thank you to David for helping us #KeepTheCryptInCryptmas, Halloween Horror Nights, Danny DeVito, saying fuck on TV, SNL, MTV Cribs, Fyre Festival
What’s crappening in this episode: Support us on Patreon (Now with Discord)! Shirts! Dilettante Ball sleep podcast, Bang Bang Boom, Apple Future Vision 1987, Love, Death, + Robots, The Matrix, Bill and Ted 3, Deltona Day Parade, popcorn to go, being a regular
What’s crappening in this episode: Support us on Patreon (Now with Discord)! Shirts! Atlantic hurricanes, reusable bags, Confederate monuments, accomplishments, movie theater chairs, expired Sprite, MovieStop
What’s crappening in this episode: Support us on Patreon (Now with Discord)! Shirts! Custom Juuls, Dilettante Ball vape flavors, Dilettante Ball hashtag contest, the Book of the Beast, What is Life, crying for Paul McCartney, frisson, snap scarf
What’s crappening in this episode: Support us on Patreon (Now with Discord)! shirts! Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, definitely our first episode of the new year, the bends, Sympathy for the Devil, passport photos, lost trash, how old is Big Ben, Death Row Records.
What’s crappening in this episode: Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, playing video games like a nice boy, Furby torture, Wizards of Waverly Place, Great British Bake Off, DJ Earworm, N.E.R.D, decades, spoken word magic, sweat bands
In the intro we catch you up, so if you’re new, you can jump in right here, or listen to our previous episodes! Then, our investigators receive a visit from a mysterious figure known only as “The Coachman.” Then, a new client arrives with an invitation… to a party for the world’s greatest thieves.
It’s a special one hour arc finale. Our investigators rush to meet the mastermind behind the mysterious second baby, only to find themselves on his home turf. Abe makes his gamble with John Dee, and loses more than just years off his life.
Abe steals a leaf from Sassy’s book and, well, steals. But he couldn’t have picked a worse place or person to steal from. Vince cracks the case, just to find that he’s only solved the easy part. Sassy finds out that, for the first time since she became human, she has a tail, so to speak…
Vince makes a dangerous promise to a powerful player in Chicago's occult underground. Then, to find the amulet, they're forced to team up with some... less powerful players, and become honorary members of the VERY "cool" gang, "The Necropunks."
Vince makes a dangerous promise to a powerful player in Chicago's occult underground. Then, in order to find the amulet, our investigators make a some... less powerful allies, in the "very cool" gang of occult toughs who call themselves the "necropunks."
Our occult detectives receive an unwelcome parcel from an old friend. They’ve hardly had time to recover when a couple of new clients show up with the hair raising tale of an ancient curse and a stolen amulet.
Carolyn and Karma start without The Producer again, and I’m only left to assume they discussed things like New York City, Too-Sweeting Someone, r/wrestlewiththepackage and The Amazing Race. Plus: New Flavors, Gooigi, Hot Dog Cannons, Kumquat Korner and MORE!
Carolyn and Karma cover another week of light wrestling news, including Moxley and the hijinx of the 24/7 Championship. Also: Plumbing problems, The Jonas Brothers documentary, Amazing Race, Bella Twins Podcast, Hot Dog Cannons (including new hot dogs!) and more!
Carolyn and Karma once again start producerless, so I assume they talk Double or Nothing, Mox on Jericho, Jonas Brothers on Hot Ones plus tons of other stuff! Also: Amazing Race, Where in the World is Carolyn’s Dad?, Kumquat Korner, Hot Dog’s for Breakfast and much much more!
Carolyn and Karma run down a very extensive week of wrestling news (AEW on TNT, Seth and Becky, Wyatt’s offspring), plus have a detailed recap of the Survivor finale! Also: Money in the Bank predictions, New Flavors, Kumquat Korner and More!
Carolyn and Karma bring you a very special BONUS episode recorded immediately after watching Detective Pikachu. Our (mostly, lets say 96%) spoiler free takes and opening our free packs from the movie theater!
Carolyn and Karma are here for an abbreviated episode of the podcast in order to catch Detective Pikachu on opening night! They still manage to squeeze in talk of buying tickets on Ticketmaster, RAW, The Bella’s Podcast, The Smackdown Roster flying in Coach, Survivor, Amazing Race and New Flavors.
Carolyn and Karma have bathroom drama (and need a plumber), enjoy new beds and vacations, briefly discuss the return of Jon Moxley, the debut of Kushida in NXT and another quality episode of the Bella’s Podcast. Also: New Flavors, Amazing Race, Survivor, Hot Dog Cannons and a nice long talk about 9/11.
Carolyn and Karma actually discuss quite a bit of wrestling, news on the new Jonas Brothers album details, new shows on Netflix, our favorite smells and why these crappy cookies are so good. Plus: Obsessions, Eggplants, Hot Dog Cannons, Kumquat Korner and trying to name wrestling moves.
Carolyn and Karma run down the Superstar Shakeup, Karma having a Ghost, Paying for Porn, and have an odd (but supportive) baddest bitch of the week. Also: New Flavors, Hot Dogs, Obsessions, Survivor, Jonas Brothers and More!
Carolyn and Karma start the new century of episodes with plenty of eggplants, a actual new flavor to an old favorite, a heated Butterfingers discussion, RAW, Smackdown, Baby Wyatt, The Bella Twin’s Podcast and Survivor. Plus: Kumquat Korner, Hot Dogs, Disneyland Hotels, The HIH Discord and Wrestlemania malaise.
Carolyn and Karma celebrate 300 Episodes! New Flavors, recaps of RAW, Smackdown, NXT and other Wrestling news, Jonas updates, Survivor recap, Baddest Bitch and all your favorite segments! Plus: What the hell is this Librarian business? Should you put something you bought on Instagram inside of you? Kumquat Korner and More!
Carolyn and Karma were out of the office this week, but recorded a special episode just for you last weekend! It begins with a panic attack during parallel parking, continues into Hawaiian barbecue, Izzy’s BJJ Tournament and devolves into “High Heels”.
Carolyn and Karma have a huge week of Survivor, Ronda vs. Becky, Jonas reunion, Pokemon reveals and Roman’s good news. Plus: Taco Bell Emails, The Great British Baking Show, One Day at a Time and New Flavors.
Carolyn and Karma come out the gates with gross talk, then dive into Becky’s amazing week, AEW’s press conference and why King Cuerno lawyer’d up. Also: New Flavors, Kumquat Korner, Hot Dogs, Ariana Grande and Chilis.
Carolyn and Karma are actually watching wrestling again!? The Rumble awakened something in us, what can we say? Thoughts on Rousey, Lesnar, HHH and Ambrose. Plus: Becky is still great, we try a billion things on New Flavors and Carolyn shares a personal story during Big Brother talk.
Carolyn and Karma test drinks, discuss the go-home shows for RAW and Smackdown, Eva Marie on Big Brother, Total Bellas and yell at people who take their damn dogs everywhere. Also: Lady Gaga, The Muppets, Lady Gaga and more in Kumquat Korner!
Carolyn and Karma discuss “You”, WoW, The Bachelor, the ACTUAL list of Celebrity Big Brother and how to properly dispose of a loved one. Also: New Flavors, Total Bellas, 2-Star “Reviews” and Karma’s Gaming Minute.
Carolyn and Karma are back for another week of AEW news, Big Brother cast reveals, The Bachelor (with a visit from our expert) and a disturbing photo of Nick Jonas. Also: New Flavors, Artem’s glow up, Total Divas preview and Karma’s Pokedex.
Carolyn and Karma ring in the new year with fancy glasses, actual wrestling news, actually watching Smackdown and giving out a new weekly award! Plus: Becky Lynch is still the best, AEW gets announced and Karma keeps her feud going with Brandi.
Don your fanciest award show apparel and enjoy as we reminisce on a WEIRD year for Wrestling, Weddings and Reality TV. Visit our Twitter page @theheelsinheels to vote on a couple of awards we couldn’t come to a consensus on! Also, have a safe and fun new year, see you in 2019!
Carolyn and Karma recap an exciting Survivor finale, ANOTHER Jonas wedding, TLC, the McMahon’s return to RAW and complain about microphones. Also: New Shapes of Old Favorites, Obsessions, Hot Dogs and Eggplants.
In this episode, Mullet and his wife, Sam, are back to once again to drink beer, eat way too much candy and enjoy wrestling. This time, it’s MSG, ROH and NJPW. Sam knows her stuff while Mullet has a rough time.
Gentlemen, I can tell you right now that this episode of Podswoggle is all about Whidden diving deep into this past year’s PWI 500 and quizzing the boys closest to the pin style. Is this Spencer’s time?
In this episode, the Squad indulges Mullet in a game about men who never won the big one despite plenty of PPV time before he indulges in his long awaited New Japan fan fiction. Watch out, Chuck Tingle!
In this episode, we celebrate Augie’s birthday with an all-time great game centered around his age. There’s Twitch stakes, hot sauce to avoid and Spencer trying to notch his first win. What will happen?
In this episode, the Squad is up late during WrestleMania weekend and Mullet busts out a trio of games that tests their brains around the indies, battle royals and Takeovers. Can Spencer finally notch his first win?
In this episode, the Squad is up late in NYC after WrestleMania and give their tired, hoarse and instant thoughts on the biggest show of the year as well as NXT, G1 Supercard, WrestleCon and Blackcraft.
In this episode, the whole Squad reveals their brackets for the biggest tournament of the year while they reveal their loves, their hates and their absolutely horrific puns. IT’S MARCHO MADNESS BAYBAY!
In this episode, Tope and Mullet hit a screeching halt in their Quest for the Quad of the Quad with 2004 NWA-TNA X Division drinking game nonsense. You will hear the end of this journey after WrestleMania.
In this episode, it’s Christmastime again and Mullet and Tope are drinking again! This time, they watch the absolutely batty Rumble from 2017’s WrestleCon Supershow. Man…legends and indy wrestling, huh?
In this episode, the whole squad is BACK to painstakingly determine the participants for our annual WWE2K tournament. We got analytics, no time for chump champs and plenty of shade. It’s Marcho season!
In this episode, it’s a new holiday and Mullet and Tope are trying a new Quad! They are giving WCW one more chance in the dumbest way: drinking to the first ever 60 man World War 3. Get ready, BROTHER!
In this episode, it’s the morning after Tope and Mullet’s completed Quad and they are headed to Top Golf. Tope has been sitting on a wrestling theme quiz just for Mullet and he challenges him on the way.
In this episode, Mullet and Tope’s Quest for the Quad concludes with a hidden gem: the only Rumble-style match in WCW history. It’s from a Thunder in 2000. This is a total mess in every way imaginable.
In this episode, the year’s craziest, loudest, longest and funniest is here: 2019 ROYAL RUMBLE PICK EMS! Get ready for all of the theories, all of the impressions, all of the stupid picks and all of the awful bets.
In this episode, the Squad is up way too late, which means that their selections for the annual 2K Rumble are really funny, weird and difficult to keep secret. This is the most bleeped show of all time.
In this episode, Mullet and the Chicago Boys unveil their Wrestle Kingdom 13 picks before the big show. They don’t really agree on anything before discussing all of the AEW news and rumors. All good stuff here!
In this episode, the Squad continues their marathon session of nominating the best, the worst and the FINEST of 2018. This may be the meanest, zaniest and funniest show of the year. VOTING IS NOW OPEN!!!
In this episode, the Squad begins their entertaining journey in nominating the best and worst of 2018. This week: Elias, Becky and Elite love with a heavy dose of Lashley and Corbin hate. DO NOT MISS NEXT WEEK!
In this episode, the Mullets painstakingly recap their lives over the past week (yay strep throat)! After wearing their voices out, they discuss the love of a grandmother, dumb characters and being better than Frozen.
In this episode, the Mullets avoid the Wayans Brothers and experience 15 year old pop culture references, unfunny gags and TWINS! Also, we announce a Patreon exclusive series that will STACK up to the others.
In this episode, the Mullets are back after their week off for their anniversary to discuss work trips, the sad state of Wisconsin and sad, old man butt. Be on the look out for their Patreon exclusive Avengers thoughts!
In this episode, the Mullets are back with differing opinions, random noises, parental similarities, Alexa questions and the return of a legendary guest who is now on Broadway. This episode is bonkers.
In this episode, the Mullets finally complete the Rocky franchise and its on a high note! They discuss driveway boxing, trashy girls, long takes, Flava Flav, Mr. T’s money demands and famous friends writing movies.
The votes have been tallied! The time for discussion is over! The Mullets unveil the winners for the best and the worst of the podcast from last year after Chris finishes ranting about real award results. Thank you!
In this episode, the Mullets have the eye of the tiger, their hearts are on fire and they lose their freaking minds discussing montages, the 80s, the Cold War, losing all of your money and a freaking robot. Thanks, Sly!
In this episode, the Mullets are joined by Andrew Zangre once again to suffer through another random crappy movie. Follow along at THIS LINK and see all of the bad acting, voiceovers and overtones yourself! #HORSE
In this episode, it’s Chris Mullet’s birthday and his present is a heaping helping of 90s Nick nostalgia! Are Kenan and Kel = Abbott and Costello? Is Sinbad underrated? Should Ed have a job? Listen and find out!
In this episode, the Mullets are still celebrating the holidays while Samantha turns 32. For her birthday, they watch the story(?) of Jack and Sally. Chris isn’t impressed, but she doesn’t kill him. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!