kids movies

Episode 506: Everyone's Hero ft. Jillian Mullet

Episode 506: Everyone's Hero ft. Jillian Mullet

In this episode, the Mullets welcome their daughter before her 8th birthday and try not to destroy her opinions on a bad 2000s animated movie. This is cute, smelly, profane, insightful and funny all at once.

Episode 505: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Episode 505: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

In this episode, the Mullet quickly praise an awful B-movie on the beach before gushing over last year’s turtle powered instant classic. Get ready for hypothetical mutations, teenage lingo and 4 Non Blondes hate.

Episode 465: Barbie

Episode 465: Barbie

In this episode, the Mullets cap off another crazy week by having an contentious conversation around the movie of the year. Get ready for lots of needling and debate (that the man who writes this recap wins)!

Episode 454: Harriet the Spy

Episode 454: Harriet the Spy

In this episode, the Mullets are wiped from a stressful and painful week. They rise to the occasion, however, and discuss books from their childhood, the 90s attitude in children and the price of groceries.

Episode 430: Sonic the Hedgehog 2

Episode 430: Sonic the Hedgehog 2

In this episode, the Mullets prep taxes and vacations before wrapping it up one more time by discussing weird casting choices that just work, hidden messages in kids movies and the apex/nadir of swerves.

Episode 424: A Bug's Life

Episode 424: A Bug's Life

In this episode, the Mullets wrap up the holidays, the year and Samantha’s birthday by discussing the Antz controversy, the similarities between animated caterpillars and pigs and how easy it is to hate Kevin Spacey

Episode 420: The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

Episode 420: The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

In this episode, the Mullets recap a whirlwind holiday week and discuss A Christmas Story Christmas before wrapping up another dreadful direct-to-video Disney sequel. As Samantha says over and over, it’s WILD.

Episode 419: The Grinch

Episode 419: The Grinch

In this episode, the Mullets pick their Christmas special and end the reading challenge before celebrating their daughter’s sixth birthday by discussing decades of Kenan, more rap for kids and keeping Santa up.

Episode 415: The Addams Family (2019)

Episode 415: The Addams Family (2019)

In this episode, both Mullets are under the weather heading into the home stretch of spooky season, so they move quickly, cut an entire movie out of the discussion and bemoan another bad modern animated reboot.

Episode 411: Casper

Episode 411: Casper

In this episode, the Mullets are riding out Hurricane Ian and get a jump on spooky season by discussing perverted ghosts, the rules of being a spirit, lazy mustaches, surprising special effects and bad notes.

Episode 409: Thunderstruck

Episode 409: Thunderstruck

In this episode, the Mullets are without power, but not without thoughts about the same damn fantasy basketball cliches, the worst facial expressions in movie history and how NOT to hold a baby.

Episode 404: Like Mike

Episode 404: Like Mike

In this episode, the Mullets shockingly record right after watching a movie 20 years in the making for one of them. They discuss old rumors, the NBA after MJ, the definition of an orphan and young Jesse Plemons.

Episode 397: Sing 2

Episode 397: Sing 2

In this episode, the Mullets wrap up their daughter’s favorite film series at the moment. Samantha is dreaming dreams while Chris is yelling about talking animals, musicians rolling in their graves and Bono’s growl.

Episode 395: The Brave Little Toaster

Episode 395: The Brave Little Toaster

In this episode, the Mullets try to sift through the news and world before watching a pick from their daughter that she apparently had to see before she grew up. It’s terrifying, weird and old. Is it what you remember?