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Episode 512: Moneyball

Episode 512: Moneyball

In this episode, the Mullets start the new year with some Oscar season reviews and then they get inside baseball (too much?) with a modern sports classic…some say. Also discussed: stepdads and floaters.

Episode 511: 10 Things I Hate About You

Episode 511: 10 Things I Hate About You

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate the end of the year with Sam’s birthday choice: a late 90s teen classic that features possibly too much Shakespeare, the controversial face of Julia Stiles and awful teachers.

Episode 510: Christmas She Wrote

Episode 510: Christmas She Wrote

In this episode, the Mullets have another entry in their annual bad Christmas movie collection! Hear all about recognizable column writers, skating stances and awful charades as they ring in the season. Happy Holidays!

Episode 509: Miracle on 34th Street

Episode 509: Miracle on 34th Street

In this episode, the Mullets recap Oscars and Netflix trash before getting into the warm Christmas spirit with a classic featuring earnestness, crazy gift requests and unfortunate references to tragedy and current affairs.

Episode 508: Gosford Park

Episode 508: Gosford Park

In this episode, the Mullets are still stressed, but persevere through a conversation in the style of Robert Altman himself about his mystery classic. They also discuss too many utensils and all-time bad accents

Episode 506: Everyone's Hero ft. Jillian Mullet

Episode 506: Everyone's Hero ft. Jillian Mullet

In this episode, the Mullets welcome their daughter before her 8th birthday and try not to destroy her opinions on a bad 2000s animated movie. This is cute, smelly, profane, insightful and funny all at once.

Episode 505: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Episode 505: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

In this episode, the Mullet quickly praise an awful B-movie on the beach before gushing over last year’s turtle powered instant classic. Get ready for hypothetical mutations, teenage lingo and 4 Non Blondes hate.

Episode 502: Killer Tattooist

Episode 502: Killer Tattooist

In this episode, the Mullets end spooky season with a whimper via another cheap bad movie from the bargain bin. They thankfully save the day by discussing alligators, unboxing cults and Strangers Things on their butts.

Episode 492: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Episode 492: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

In this episode, the Mullets return from their unexpected summer hiatus with some important updates (past and future). Then, they finish the epic trilogy with talks of Wilhelm screams, arrow sounds and crazy names.

Episode 487: The Prince of Egypt

Episode 487: The Prince of Egypt

In this episode, the Mullets recap another wild weekend before finally watching the movie that YOU voted for earlier this year. Thanks! Now we have to talk religion, Dreamworks Animation’s history and bad voice acting!

Episode 484: Twister

Episode 484: Twister

In this episode, the Mullets get over Bluey emotions and ride it out like they’re in Universal Orlando in 1998 by discussing CGI that ages well, living through severe weather, questionable acting all around and PSH’s F5.

Episode 482: Bee Movie ft. Jillian Mullet

Episode 482: Bee Movie ft. Jillian Mullet

In this episode, the littlest Mullet joins the show for some quick thoughts on another favorite movie of hers, then Mom and Dad break down the actual fever dream that Jerry Seinfeld created in 2007. BEE prepared.

Episode 475: Fruitvale Station

Episode 475: Fruitvale Station

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate a quiet Valentine’s Day by weeping on air once again, trying to find silver linings and bemoaning public transportation.

Episode 474: Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Episode 474: Won't You Be My Neighbor?

In this episode, the Mullets return from a hiatus brought on by crazy ole life, then slow down and get emotional about one amazing man from our childhood and the sadly unrecognized documentary about him.

Episode 471: Fast X

Episode 471: Fast X

In this episode, the Mullets recap their Christmas break and wrap up 2023 in the best way possible: the most recent insanity in the Toretto family saga. Get ready for psychopaths, allegations, powder and butts!

Episode 470: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Episode 470: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

In this episode, the Mullets are trying to get to the holidays, but stop and celebrate a birthday by entering a world of pure imagination, children rightfully in peril, an unpredictable genius and one dickhead grandfather.

Episode 469: Deck the Heart

Episode 469: Deck the Heart

In this eventful episode, the Mullet recount the worst holiday show ever and several new releases before discussing the Birdemic of Christmas movies. Don’t believe us? WATCH IT YOURSELF!!! Sorry, Mom!

Episode 467: Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

Episode 467: Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

In this episode, one Mullet is unabashed in their love, knowledge and analysis of today’s movie from one of their favorite TV shows ever. The other is his wonderful wife who is along for the ride.

Episode 465: Barbie

Episode 465: Barbie

In this episode, the Mullets cap off another crazy week by having an contentious conversation around the movie of the year. Get ready for lots of needling and debate (that the man who writes this recap wins)!

Episode 463: Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Episode 463: Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

In this episode, the Mullets have had a long and stressful Halloween week, so they keep it short by discussing cheese spirit animals, silent dogs and a lot of really simple and nice things.