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Episode 505: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Episode 505: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

In this episode, the Mullet quickly praise an awful B-movie on the beach before gushing over last year’s turtle powered instant classic. Get ready for hypothetical mutations, teenage lingo and 4 Non Blondes hate.

Episode 504: Happy Gilmore

Episode 504: Happy Gilmore

In this episode, the Mullets have a message of hope after a difficult 48 hours before getting a running start on a comedy classic by discussing pieces of shit, sponsorships, the charm of Sandler and quotes for days.

Episode 503: Homeward Bound 1 and 2

Episode 503: Homeward Bound 1 and 2

In this episode, the Mullets dive into two incredible journeys from peak 90s Disney by discussing the types of cats and dogs they are, stellar voice acting, sequels trying too much new shit, stepdads and a LOT of dog sex.

Episode 502: Killer Tattooist

Episode 502: Killer Tattooist

In this episode, the Mullets end spooky season with a whimper via another cheap bad movie from the bargain bin. They thankfully save the day by discussing alligators, unboxing cults and Strangers Things on their butts.

Episode 500: The Prestige

Episode 500: The Prestige

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate a crazy milestone and getting through Milton and Joker 2 before diving into Christopher Nolan’s magic movie that isn’t The Illusionist. Here’s to another 500 more!

Episode 499: Little Shop of Horrors

Episode 499: Little Shop of Horrors

In this episode, the Mullets continue the road to 500 (believe it or not) with a cult musical favorite that someone has performed in/has strong opinions about. Plus, talks of gardening, laughs and puppets.

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Episode 498: A Quiet Place 1 and 2

Episode 498: A Quiet Place 1 and 2

In this episode, the Mullets face another storm before tackling a new instant classic horror franchise. They discuss kernels of corn, the power of silence, giving birth, wimpy teenage boys and what not to drown in.

Episode 497: The Lord of the Rings (1978)

Episode 497: The Lord of the Rings (1978)

In this episode, the Mullets are both relieved to be moving on from Middle Earth for various reasons. They discuss rotoscoping, a wacky Gollum and probably drug use before the random draw remains a total pain.

Episode 496: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Episode 496: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

In this episode, the Mullets recap 4DX Beetlejuice Beetlejuice before finally concluding Peter Jackson’s second epic saga. They discuss more giant creatures, more annoying characters and more Legolas hate.

Episode 495: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Episode 495: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

In this episode, the Mullets continue to follow Bilbo and the other dozens of characters on this never-ending journey. They discuss CGI regressing, argue over Lee Pace’s acting ability and can’t remember a weird guy.

Episode 494: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Episode 494: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

In this episode, the Mullets return to Middle Earth for the start of another trilogy…for better or worse. Uncanny CGI, interchangeable dwarves and leaders with no charisma all come up as we figure out keeping it short.

Episode 493: Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Episode 493: Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

In this episode, the Mullets introduce their new, but similar, structure. It’s a struggle when you have to discuss wild covers, bad facial expressions, giant mouths, lightning shooting out of your fingers and hot air balloons.

Episode 492: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Episode 492: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

In this episode, the Mullets return from their unexpected summer hiatus with some important updates (past and future). Then, they finish the epic trilogy with talks of Wilhelm screams, arrow sounds and crazy names.

Episode 491: Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars

Episode 491: Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars

In this episode, the Mullets try to figure out why they are in a bad mood and settle on this week’s movie. It’s so bad that porn might be on the horizon?!?! Other topics on this week’s show: bad wigs, 9/11 and green paint.

Episode 489: Titane

Episode 489: Titane

In this episode, the Mullets bemoan Garfield before strapping into the controversial Palme D’or winner from 2021 that makes Samantha squirm and rant, Chris theorize and both of them questioning France’s everything

Episode 487: The Prince of Egypt

Episode 487: The Prince of Egypt

In this episode, the Mullets recap another wild weekend before finally watching the movie that YOU voted for earlier this year. Thanks! Now we have to talk religion, Dreamworks Animation’s history and bad voice acting!

Episode 484: Twister

Episode 484: Twister

In this episode, the Mullets get over Bluey emotions and ride it out like they’re in Universal Orlando in 1998 by discussing CGI that ages well, living through severe weather, questionable acting all around and PSH’s F5.

Episode 483: Top Gun and Top Gun: Maverick

Episode 483: Top Gun and Top Gun: Maverick

In this long-awaited episode, the Mullets finally feel the need! They go to Mach 10 on beach sports, sweat, 80s music, your dreams when you die, both of their boners, Teacups and annoying sounds (especially straws).

Episode 482: Bee Movie ft. Jillian Mullet

Episode 482: Bee Movie ft. Jillian Mullet

In this episode, the littlest Mullet joins the show for some quick thoughts on another favorite movie of hers, then Mom and Dad break down the actual fever dream that Jerry Seinfeld created in 2007. BEE prepared.

Episode 480: The Fast and the Furious (1954)

Episode 480: The Fast and the Furious (1954)

In this episode, the Mullets recap their cruise and snip at one each other more than usual about mobile games and general knowledge before discussing obnoxious waitresses, hostage situations and egg salad.