Married With Movies

Episode 501: Smile

Episode 501: Smile

In this episode, the Mullets finally get into the Halloween spirit with a modern horror hit with a sequel currently in theaters. They discuss bad cat names, the weak link of The Boys, manifested trauma and all of the teeth.

Episode 500: The Prestige

Episode 500: The Prestige

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate a crazy milestone and getting through Milton and Joker 2 before diving into Christopher Nolan’s magic movie that isn’t The Illusionist. Here’s to another 500 more!

Episode 499: Little Shop of Horrors

Episode 499: Little Shop of Horrors

In this episode, the Mullets continue the road to 500 (believe it or not) with a cult musical favorite that someone has performed in/has strong opinions about. Plus, talks of gardening, laughs and puppets.

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Episode 498: A Quiet Place 1 and 2

Episode 498: A Quiet Place 1 and 2

In this episode, the Mullets face another storm before tackling a new instant classic horror franchise. They discuss kernels of corn, the power of silence, giving birth, wimpy teenage boys and what not to drown in.

Episode 495: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Episode 495: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

In this episode, the Mullets continue to follow Bilbo and the other dozens of characters on this never-ending journey. They discuss CGI regressing, argue over Lee Pace’s acting ability and can’t remember a weird guy.

Episode 494: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Episode 494: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

In this episode, the Mullets return to Middle Earth for the start of another trilogy…for better or worse. Uncanny CGI, interchangeable dwarves and leaders with no charisma all come up as we figure out keeping it short.

Episode 493: Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Episode 493: Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

In this episode, the Mullets introduce their new, but similar, structure. It’s a struggle when you have to discuss wild covers, bad facial expressions, giant mouths, lightning shooting out of your fingers and hot air balloons.

Episode 492: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Episode 492: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

In this episode, the Mullets return from their unexpected summer hiatus with some important updates (past and future). Then, they finish the epic trilogy with talks of Wilhelm screams, arrow sounds and crazy names.

Episode 491: Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars

Episode 491: Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars

In this episode, the Mullets try to figure out why they are in a bad mood and settle on this week’s movie. It’s so bad that porn might be on the horizon?!?! Other topics on this week’s show: bad wigs, 9/11 and green paint.

Episode 490: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Episode 490: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

In this episode, the Mullets recap Netflix projects and live theater before they continue their journey in Middle Earth. This gets surprisingly snippy, wet and punny. Jump on your Oliphaunt and enjoy, our precious!

Episode 489: Titane

Episode 489: Titane

In this episode, the Mullets bemoan Garfield before strapping into the controversial Palme D’or winner from 2021 that makes Samantha squirm and rant, Chris theorize and both of them questioning France’s everything

Episode 488: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Episode 488: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

In this episode, the Mullets recoup from another wild weekend to begin their journey in Middle Earth by discussing elves vs fairies, fantasy months and time, Harry Potter influences, possible overtones and LENGTH

Episode 487: The Prince of Egypt

Episode 487: The Prince of Egypt

In this episode, the Mullets recap another wild weekend before finally watching the movie that YOU voted for earlier this year. Thanks! Now we have to talk religion, Dreamworks Animation’s history and bad voice acting!

Episode 486: Anyone But You

Episode 486: Anyone But You

In this episode, the Mullets survived Jillian’s theatrical debut and try not to bicker as much as the hot leads in the last theatrical rom-com of substance possibly ever. This one gets steamy, vulgar and weird.

Episode 485: Captain Phillips

Episode 485: Captain Phillips

In this episode, the Mullets want you to look at them while they speak in bad accents (and read names even worse), don’t believe all stories need to be movies, reminisce about goat meat and make bad hostages.

Episode 482: Bee Movie ft. Jillian Mullet

Episode 482: Bee Movie ft. Jillian Mullet

In this episode, the littlest Mullet joins the show for some quick thoughts on another favorite movie of hers, then Mom and Dad break down the actual fever dream that Jerry Seinfeld created in 2007. BEE prepared.

Episode 481: Some Like it Hot

Episode 481: Some Like it Hot

In this episode, the Mullets tackle AFI’s greatest comedy of all time and discuss bad high school theater, the pain of Marilyn, the definition of MacGuffins (again) and weirdly voiced gangsters.

Episode 480: The Fast and the Furious (1954)

Episode 480: The Fast and the Furious (1954)

In this episode, the Mullets recap their cruise and snip at one each other more than usual about mobile games and general knowledge before discussing obnoxious waitresses, hostage situations and egg salad.

Episode 479: The Jackass Film Franchise Pt. 2

Episode 479: The Jackass Film Franchise Pt. 2

In this episode, the Mullets can’t remember what they’ve already talked about, so they cut to the chase and discuss kids that are games, genuinely good people, the star that is Dark Shark, getting old and more poop.

Episode 478: The Jackass Film Franchise Pt. 1

Episode 478: The Jackass Film Franchise Pt. 1

In this episode, Samantha has finally been worn down and Chris couldn’t be happier because it’s time to hang with the fellas of Jackass as things go in and out of their bodies, pain is felt and technology is pushed forward.