September 5, 2019

Episode 260: Legally Blonde

September 5, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets prepare for Hurricane Dorian while bending and snapping, trying to find the right perfect day and disagree on their legal potential.

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August 29, 2019

Episode 259: Rounders

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August 29, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets recap their fall movie league roster before going all in with their discussion of this poker film that causes Chris to tell way too many stories and Sam to put up with it all. Plus: MALKOVICH!

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August 22, 2019

Episode 258: The Beverly Hills Chihuahua Series

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August 22, 2019

Episode 258: The Beverly Hills Chihuahua Series

In this episode, the punishment has finally been paid off and completed and both Mullets are feeling the effects. Join them as they discuss racism, human barking, corny puns and some bullshit about true love.

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August 15, 2019

Episode 257: Small Soldiers

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August 15, 2019

In this episode, Samantha is absolutely obsessed with Gorgonites and her poor husband has more ailments than he can count. This combines to create a crazy episode featuring bad impressions and toy love.

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August 8, 2019

Episode 256: Chef

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August 8, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets get incredibly hungry while recapping Jon Favreau’s career (and gall), the problem with Miami and sharing your list with others.

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August 1, 2019

Episode 255: The Bling Ring

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August 1, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets go ballistic talking about fame without talent, Hermoine’s bad side and a total lack of purpose. This is an absolute must listen if you like hearing your hosts yelling and incredulous.

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July 25, 2019

Episode 254: Armageddon

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July 25, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets tackle Michael Bay again for some reason. Expect loud noises, quick edits and poor performances…and then we talk about the movie. Plus, Samantha asks some bad questions as usual.

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July 19, 2019

Episode 253: Young@Heart

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July 19, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets have three movies and a TV show to quickly recap before discussing getting old, dying, sexy bitches, prison stories that get told way too often, dying again, Adam Eget and dying.

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July 11, 2019

Episode 252: Glass

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July 11, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets can’t wait to record, so they jump right in to talk stupid puddles, the unstoppable sexiness of McAvoy and absolutely disappointing what little fan base you’ve created.

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July 4, 2019

Episode 251: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

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July 4, 2019

Episode 251: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

In this episode, the Mullets are forever scared of witches, reminisce about their former roles in Snow White productions and argue that first doesn’t equal best. Plus, a bonus quiz at the end!

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June 27, 2019

Episode 250: Seven Samurai

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June 27, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets hit another milestone and celebrate by discussing Kurosawa’s sweeping epic. We make another bet, we read names horribly, we don’t understand haircuts. Here’s to the next 250!! Thanks!

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June 20, 2019

Episode 249: Brick

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June 20, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets don’t remember their high school being so dramatic, can’t deal with all the cool lingo and go off on one character with a stupid name.

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June 13, 2019

Episode 248: Tangled

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June 13, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets are feeling better, but still decided to recover with Disney. A towel is thrown in, the plight of the woman is discussed and the respect for Mandy Moore is given.

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June 6, 2019

Episode 247: Moana

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June 6, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets painstakingly recap their lives over the past week (yay strep throat)! After wearing their voices out, they discuss the love of a grandmother, dumb characters and being better than Frozen.

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May 31, 2019

Episode 246: Click

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May 31, 2019

In this better late than never episode, the Mullets recap their weird and fun Memorial Day weekend before discussing off brand snacks, laziness in every sense of the word and fellating your father.

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May 23, 2019

Episode 245: Scary Movie 3

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May 23, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets avoid the Wayans Brothers and experience 15 year old pop culture references, unfunny gags and TWINS! Also, we announce a Patreon exclusive series that will STACK up to the others.

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May 16, 2019

Episode 244: The Post

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May 16, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets recap their nice and sweaty Mother’s Day before delving into the world of investigative journalism, media soapboxes and big ass casts.

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May 9, 2019

Episode 243: Collateral

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May 9, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets are extremely testy and mean to one another for no reason at all while they discuss antisocial car rides, free refills at the movie theater and bad Mark Ruffalo puns.

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May 2, 2019

Episode 242: Cedar Rapids

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May 2, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets are back after their week off for their anniversary to discuss work trips, the sad state of Wisconsin and sad, old man butt. Be on the look out for their Patreon exclusive Avengers thoughts!

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April 18, 2019

Episode 241: The Little Mermaid Trilogy

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April 18, 2019

In this episode, the Mullets tackle the movie that started the Disney renaissance and its two ridiculous sequels. Samantha berates and threatens Chris while their daughter keeps waking up. Fun, right?

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Jul 6, 2019, 1:05 PM
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Jun 28, 2019, 11:38 AM
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Jun 14, 2019, 4:04 PM
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May 21, 2019, 9:33 AM
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May 2, 2019, 2:38 PM
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Apr 23, 2019, 9:17 PM
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Apr 18, 2019, 9:31 PM
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RT @Arcade_Audio: In this @MarriedWMovies, the Mullets finally complete the Rocky franchise and it’s on a high note! They discuss dri… https://t.co/juijpw9Cdn
Mar 14, 2019, 3:49 PM
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Mar 7, 2019, 6:44 PM
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Mar 3, 2019, 4:49 PM