Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation promise they'll write, but camp's gotta end for everybody, right? Doug, Alien, and P16 celebrate SpaceFest, the holiday where you get drunk and tell secrets.

Wade gets crafty, and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation gets arts and crafty. But will things get sassy, or sax-ual? The HR dudez get a visit from Derglan Zorp, Hyperspace Tech...

Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation are definitely going to give these tapes to their bosses. Once they make sure they're real. Whaaaat? Don't look at them like that!

With Michelle and the Professor at the bottom of Giza Falls, who will introduce us to episodes and plug things?? Meet Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, and Wade Anderson, Intern.

Doug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Carmony Chupp Chupp, who is trying to make the best possible symphony of all time (until next year) and also decide if his boss is cat-phish-ing him...

Michelle and the Professor assure you that everything is TS-A-Okay with them. Doug, Alien, and P16 spacewalk the boards with an other-world-class thespian.

The Professor and Michelle are on the up and up, or are they on the stuck and stuck? The HR boys get a visit from an intern whose name is as hard to pronounce as the hazing he's endured was hard to endure.

Michelle and the Professor spend some quality alone time, together. The HR boys make a splash and Doug gets a little H20-ver his head...again.

The Professor and Michelle discuss how to use their newfound discovery to get dat money. The HR boys are joined by Dorphoidal McGuire, the glue that keeps...

Professor Barnabus and Michelle make a discovery, and try to fit it right in academia's butthole. Doug is introduced to his new space-home, his new space-job, and two idiots.