Oh God...why are we even doing this? Let's see what kind of crazy backflips of justification we can do to reincorporate this whacko into the fold. Come for the flimflam plot, stay for the extended erection bits.
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Artwork by Blair Britt