What’s crappening in this episode: This is all real baby, shoutout to Dr. Schacht, digital rectal exams, America rules, old .gov sites, greediest states, blocked memories, Gamecube, see The Book of Mormon, Around the World video, Primetime of Your Life video (SPOOKY), shoes are great, Johnny’s invention, Batman Blastdown.

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