What’s crappening in this episode: Interstella 5555, we’re moving to Arcade Audio, Republican debate...
Hawaii
Alaska
Arizona
New Mexico
What’s crappening in this episode: 4th of July Parade, Star Wars spoilers, Albuquerque, Speedy Gonzales...
Oklahoma
What’s crappening in this episode: Tacit racists, Blackhawks, Gusty, watermelon, Native American languages...
Utah
Wyoming
Idaho
What’s crappening in this episode: #HalloweenCreep2k16, Despecialized, Marmaduke, Simon’s Rock College at Bard, Oxford, What if we’re North Korea.
Washington
What’s crappening in this episode: Broga pants, Halloween costumes, objectively good bands, Vincent Price vs Paul Lind vs Fred Schneider, dope flags, Caramel, taxation without representation...
Montana
What’s crappening in this episode: Star Wars dreams, Gerbert, Alison Wonderland, Montana doesn’t fuck around, Smaug, Cumberbitches, gluten free Cheerios, Star Wars burger.
South Dakota
What’s crappening in this episode: Part 2 of 2, Minnesota is civilization, the Great Gatsby, bad tourism, Crazy Horse, Matthew Lesko, The Original Magic Bullet, dope can opener.
North Dakota
What’s crappening in this episode: Too much vacation, Halloween Horror Nights, Insidious, Scareactor secrets, our first two-parter, terrible mottos, nobody lives in North Dakota...
Colorado
What’s crappening in this episode: #KoozinUSA, Space Madness, lots of Family Guy, Kansas City Improv Festival, Halloween Horror Nights, vertical or horizontal...
Nebraska Territory
What’s crappening in this episode: #KoozinUSA, bad phone service, Spencer can’t be trusted to find the right article, Decadent Dogs, Mississippi River, Dane Cook isn’t that bad...
Nevada
What’s crappening in this episode: Hexxus, #HalloweenCreep2K15, Roswell, turquoise jewelry, #RadleAndHum, we will not make bonus episodes, Fallout: New Vegas, The Sims, Mr. Bones Wild Ride, Thorpe Park.
West Virginia
What’s crappening in this episode: Kansas City Improv Festival, hit by a car, shoutout to Brad Pike, Goofy sings Evanescence, state tartans, Civil War states, karstic land, Detroit restaurants, self-driving cars, senior photo bibs, undershirts.
Kansas
What’s crappening in this episode: X-Files is very dope, #JonestownMassacre, The Dust Bowl, Nickelodeon Toys “R” Us Shopping Spree, baby boomers are awful...
Oregon
What’s crappening in this episode: Nerf or Nothing, Salem ghost tour, the emphasis on the wrong syllable, flaps on the skin bag, shut up about Oregon Trail, Alphabet...
Minnesota
What’s crappening in this episode: Beatles impressions, Dancing in the Moonlight, bad translations, idiots at work, St Louis Bread Co, Ronald McDonald, fast food feast...
California
What’s crappening in this episode: Bad flags, Asia is the Europe of the West Coast, Angel Island, one bedroom roommates, Baja Blast, Hitchin’ a Ride, fake names...