What’s crappening in this episode: Thanks to Pony Patrol and Ryan Phillips, Jurassic Park rules Jurassic World drools, shrink-wrapped dinosaurs, Wet ‘n’ Wild is closing, Pure Michigan, mastodons are basically elephants, tornado sirens, Spencer is a recluse, The Sopranos, Netflix for parents, Mantracker, flint and steel fires.
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