Captain Drew Butt and his Backup Evil Council review the submitted tapes of the less centrally geographically located denizens of the ship to determine whether they should, you know, live, and stuff. Special thanks to The Whethermen.
Captain Drew Butt- James Harvey Freetly
Arielana Medusa the Mermaid- Jess Landis
Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci
Big Boo Baby the Ghost/Greg- Spencer Hamilton
Cassandra Blanc- Emily Jeffries
Cromulon, No Last Name Like Madonna- Matthew Sipe
Gato- Zach Gelfand
Rade- Brennan Lee
Szczyrba- Josh Bressler
Franklot Pinskalot- Carolyn Murdock
Ricky Pantelli- Art Kulatti
Akon- Stephen Flowers
Usetless- Patrick Gantz