The horrible origin of The Paper Girl’s curse is revealed, but is it too late for the investigators to save Abe and his granddaughter Jess (Molly Jones)?

A mysterious manor, filled with images of snakes. A creepy old butler, and a deep sense that the investigators aren’t welcome here. Can they survive long enough in this estate to uncover the secret of The Paper Girl and save Abe and his granddaughter Jess (Molly Jones)?

Abe continues to try and save his granddaughter, Jess and himself from the curse of The Paper Girl. Meanwhile, Vince and Sassy are back on their bullshit, messing up Detective Sampson’s crime scenes.

Abe has finally located a spellbook which might restore his granddaughter, Jessica (Molly Jones) to youth. But as with EVERYTHING Abe does, it turns out there are horrible unforeseen consequences.

Can the investigators find the coffin before the vampire awakens and is let loose upon Chicago? Will Vince ever get the necropunks to respect him? Why does he want it so bad? He doesn’t even like them! It’s driving him nuts!

The investigators search for the missing vampire, but the hunter’s have now become the hunted… by another hunter… who is also hunting.

A mysterious container ship has just pulled into Chicago, and a creepy man seems to have misplaced a box from that ship. A box that’s about six feet long, and three feet tall and wide. You know the type…

How has Drake Lewdly survived death twice, and what horrible secrets lie in the caverns beneath the stage of the Bard’s theater? Has Vince finally walked into a trap he can’t escaped, and dragged his friends in with him?

Can Vince save both his old lovers from a very imminent, very real on stage death without revealing his powers to the whole crowd? Can the investigators capture and unmask the mysterious phantom that’s been haunting the theater?

There’s an evil sorceress at the top of the tower, tearing a hole in reality. There are evil knights keeping our heroes from getting to the top of the tower. It’s a pretty straightforward situation. Except the heroes are the Necropunks, so… you know. That’s not good.

The Necropunks need to get their hands on a magic sword before an evil sorceress does. The only thing standing in their way is a gigantic blood thirsty knight… and, well, you know. The fact that they’re Necropunks.

The Necropunks storm the castle! And boy do they make a mess of it. My WORD do they just Necropunk the whole thing up. This whole situation has come down with a real case of the Necropunks. Honestly. I get where Abe is coming from, cause these guys… woof do they Necropunk it in this one.

In our main story, we’re getting closer to learning the truth about Vince. But first, we’re going to see what happens when the Necropunks don’t have our investigators around to save them. Mostly raid the artifact room of Melody Investigations and storm spooky castles, it turns out.

As our investigators search for the phantom causing all the accidents around the Bard’s Theater on Navy Pier, Sassy is in the wrong dressing room at the wrong time, and Vince’s dramatic monologue ends up more dramatic than he’d hoped…

There’s something strange going on at The Bard’s Theater on Navy Pier, and it’s not just the fact that Vince keeps meeting his old jilted lovers…

An old… acquaintance of Vince’s, who thought he was dead, stops by the office. But that’s not the only thing making her look like she’s seen a ghost…

Abe and an undead occultist are surrounded by Hellhounds, while Sassy and Vince are trapped in an underground reservoir full of explosive gas fumes. Will they escape? Will they trick the coachman and evade death? WILL ABE EVER LEARN?!?!

James is on vacation this week, so we’re pulling out the bonus episode!!! … so, no. It’s not really a bonus, if you think about it. But we do get to see Vince go on his DATE!!! He says he’s trying to find Nef some kind of parent figure, but it. is. still. a. DATE!!!

Abe and Sassy get behind the wheel of the magically enhanced hearse to race The Bloodly Mile, and win the car that might lead them to Ryan Crow and the forgetting bottle. Meanwhile, Vince and Aster do some snooping and discover the cars aren’t the only thing doing some shady trafficking… Does that pun even kind of work?

In their search for Ryan Crow, the investigators and their new dead friend (who they hate) take a trip to the underbelly of Chicago’s street racing scene, where they encounter some old friends, and learn to live life… one quarter mile at a time.