The nominees selected below are neither a reflection of accuracy or of being taken 100% seriously and can range from specific instances to the entirety of 2017. They were, in fact, selected with varying amounts of thought given by the six jerks from Podswoggle.

Feel free to listen to their thought process here (Podswoggle 371: 2017 Swoggie Award Nominees Pt. 1) & here (Podswoggle 372: 2017 Swoggie Award Nominees Pt. 2)

Best New Signing of the Year

Donovan Dijak (WWE)

Sami Callihan (Lucha Underground, NJPW, Impact)

Ricochet(?) (WWE maybe?)

Adam Cole (WWE)

The Hardy Boyz (WWE)

Kairi Sane (WWE)

Killian Dane (WWE)

The British Boys (Dunne, Bate, Seven, etc) (WWE)

Ruby Riott (WWE)

Drew McIntyre (WWE)

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Best New Show of the Year

Mae Young Classic (WWE Network)

Southpaw Regional Wrestling (YouTube)

Being The Elite (YouTube)

WWE 365 (WWE Network)

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Worst Match of the Year

Randy Orton VS Bray Wyatt (WWE WrestleMania 33)

Randy Orton VS Bray Wyatt - House of Horrors Match (WWE Payback)

Randy Orton VS Jinder Mahal - Punjabi Prison Match (WWE Battleground)

Big Show VS Big Cass - Enzo in a Shark Cage (WWE SummerSlam)

Goldberg VS Kevin Owens (WWE Fastlane)

Sister Abagail VS The Demon (Never Happened, But Still)

Bayley VS Alexa Bliss - Kendo Stick on a Pole Match (WWE Extreme Rules)

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Best Match of the Year

Kenny Omega VS Kazuchika Okada (NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 11)

Pete Dunne VS Tyler Bate (NXT Takeover: Chicago)

WrestleCon 10 Man Tag (WrestleCon Friday Night)

Killshot VS Dante Fox - Hell of War Match (Lucha Underground Ultima Lucha Tres)

Kenny Omega VS Kazuchika Okada (NJPW Dominion)

War Games Match (NXT Takeover: War Games)

DIY vs The Revival vs Authors of Pain (NXT Takeover: Orlando)

Asuka VS Nikki Cross - Falls Count Anywhere (NXT)

Brock Lesnar VS Braun Strowman VS Samoa Joe VS Roman Reigns (WWE SummerSlam)

AJ Styles VS John Cena (WWE Royal Rumble)

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Best Use of a Legend or Celebrity

MMA's Four Horsewomen (Mae Young Classic)

DeAngelo Williams (GFW Slammiversary XV)

Vince McMahon beatdown by Kevin Owens (SmackDown Live)

Goldberg

The Ball Family (Raw)

Kurt Angle

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Best Hot Tag of the Year

Cedric Alexander

Alexander Wolfe

Chad Gable

Cesaro

Kofi Kingston

Big E

Jason Jordon

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Worst Gimmick of the Year

Jason Jordan

Mike Kanellis

Bray Wyatt/Sister Abigail

"Switchblade" Jay White

Yoshi-Hashi

Kane

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Best Gimmick of the Year

Los Ingobernables de Japon

The Velveteen Dream

Elias

Street Profits

Lars Sullivan

Aleister Black

Drew Gulak

Braun Strowman

Space Monkey

The Miz

Breezango

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Best Look of the Year

Peyton Royce

Seth Rollins (Kingslayer Gear)

The Velveteen Dream (Airbrushed Tights)

Penta El Zero M

AJ Styles

Kassius Ohno

Marty Scurll

Bobby Roode

Ruby Riott

Dalton Castle

The Usos

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Best Song of the Year

Mike Kinellis - "True Love"

Aleister Black - "Root of All Evil"

Johnny Gargano - "Rebel Heart"

Akira Tozawa - "Strawberry Moon"

Pete Dunne - "Young and Bitter"

The Usos - "Done With That"

Samoa Joe - "Destroyer"

Minoru Suzuki - "Kaze Ni Nare"

Shinsuke Nakamura - "The Rising Sun"

Bobby Roode - "Glorious"

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Best Ring Entrance of the Year

Aleister Black

Shinsuke Nakamura

Bobby Roode

SAnitY

The Shield (WWE TLC)

Triple H (WWE WrestleMania 33)

Dalton Castle

Finn Bálor

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Best Finisher Name

The Bitter End (Pete Dunne)

The Shatter Machine (The Revival)

Black Mass (Aleister Black)

Purple Rainmaker (The Velveteen Dream)

Go To Sleep (Hideo Itami)

Bangarang (Dalton Castle)

Rear View (Naomi)

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Best Debut of the Year

Adam Cole (NXT Takeover: Brooklyn III)

Shinsuke Nakamura (SmackDown Live)

The Revival (Raw)

The War Games Match (NXT Takeover: War Games)

The Hardy Boyz (WWE WrestleMania 33)

Chris Jericho (NJPW World Tag League Finals)

Chuck Taylor (ROH)

Kairi Sane (Mae Young Classic)

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Worst Feud of the Year

Bray Wyatt VS Finn Bálor

Randy Orton VS Jinder Mahal

Bray Wyatt VS Randy Orton

Enzo Amore VS Big Cass

Undertaker VS Roman Reigns

Jinder Mahal VS Shinsuke Nakamura

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Best Feud of the Year

The Usos VS The New Day

Braun Stroman VS Roman Reigns

Kenny Omega VS Kazuchika Okada

Asuka vs. The Competition

AJ Styles VS John Cena

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The "We're Done Here" Award for Most Outstayed Welcome of the Year

Dolph Ziggler

Bray Wyatt

Enzo Amore

TNA/GFW/IMPACT

Jinder Mahal

The Kingdom

Elias

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Please Don't Mess This Up Award

War Games

Broken/Woken Matt Hardy

The Velveteen Dream

Yearly WWE Tournaments

Crop of WWE UK Signees

Women's Royal Rumble

The Shield Reunion

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The "Oh, Buddy" Award for Most Misused of the Year

Tye Dillinger

Sami Zayn

Finn Bálor

Luke Harper

Austin Aries

Neville

Shinsuke Nakamura

Bayley

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Best Commentary Call of the Year

"Sharks don't have hands, Saxton." - Corey Graves

Corey Graves Riffing on Natalya's Cats - WWE Clash of Champions

"KINSHASAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - Corey Graves

"Enzo looks like you stuck a Porg in a blender." - Corey Graves

"Shut Up, Byron" - Corey Graves

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Gotta Wear Shades Award for Brightest Future

Bianca Belair

Montez Ford

The Velveteen Dream

Otis Dozovic

Rhea Ripley

Braun Strowman

Pete Dunne

Tyler Bate

Aleister Black

Juice Robinson

Hangman Page

Hiromu Takahashi

Flip Gordon

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They're BACK Award for Returning Performer of the Year

Drew McIntyre

Goldberg

Big Show

Minoru Suzuki

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The Unicorn Award for Most Entertaining Entity of the Year

The Usos

Breezango

UpUpDownDown

Southpaw Regional Wrestling

The Elite

Rusev (Day)

Best Friends

The Miz

Marty Scurll

The Velveteen Dream

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Who Won the Year?

Braun Strowman

Kenny Omega

The Miz

Kazuchika Okada

Tetsuya Naito

Bullet Club/The Elite

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The Santino Marella Award for Excellence in Comedic Wrestling

Breezango

Chuck Taylor

Colt Cabana VS Toru Yano (ROH Global Wars)

Enzo Amore

Grado

Space Monkey

Toru Yano

The Young Bucks

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Once You Pop Award (Best Pop of the Year)

The Hardy Boyz Return at WrestleMania

The Fist Bump from Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins

Braun Strowman's "I'm not finished with you!" Return

Shinsuke Nakamura's Debut on Smackdown Live

Tye Dillenger Entering The Royal Rumble at #10

The Shield Reunites in Full

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It's My Job Award (Best Jobber of the Year)

James Ellsworth

Curt Hawkins

Breezango

Bray Wyatt

Oney Lorcan

Dolph Ziggler

The Miztourage

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Best Heel or Face Turn of the Year

Kevin Owens turns on Chris Jericho at The Festival of Friendship

Sami Zayn saves Kevin Owens at Hell in a Cell

Tommaso Ciampa turns on Johnny Gargano at NXT Takeover: Chicago

Neville turns on the Cruiserweight Division

Big Cass anonymously & repeatedly attacks Enzo Amore backstage

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Zack Ryder Memorial Award for Best Social Media Use

Rusev

Lio Rush

Chris Jericho/Kenny Omega Twitter Feud

Enzo Amore

The Elite

Satoshi Kojima

Luke Harper

Joey Ryan

John Cena's Instagram

Chuck Taylor

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Best Merch of the Year

The Sakura Genesis 2017 Shirt

Bullet Club Chicago Shirt

The Young Bucks (Most)

Johnny Gargano

Samoa Joe

Bullet Club Cease & Desist

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Best Title Run of the Year

The Hardy Boyz' Expedition of Gold (TNA, ROH, WWE Tag Team Champs)

Kazuchika Okada (IWGP Heavyweight Champion)

Brock Lesnar (WWE Universal Champion)

Alexa Bliss (Raw & SD Live Women's Champion)

Asuka (NXT Women's Champion)

Cody (ROH Heavyweight Champion)

The Miz (WWE Intercontinental Champion)

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Real Life Story of the Year

Vince McMahon possibly getting back into football

Global Force Impact Anthem Wrestling

Continued Rise of Women's Wrestling (MITB, GLOW, etc)

AAA Women's Division Issues

Viral Outbreak in the Raw Locker Room

Continued Expansion of New Japan Pro Wrestling

Most Devastating Injury of the Year

Tommaso Ciampa (Knee)

Katsuyori Shibata (Head)

Drew McIntyre (Bicep)

The Revival (Multiple)

Big Cass (Knee)

Dean Ambrose (Tricep)

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Most Overrated Wrestler of the Year

Jinder Mahal

Randy Orton

Alexa Bliss

Mauro Ranallo

Bray Wyatt

Bobby Roode

Jason Jordan

Baron Corbin

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Most Underrated Wrestler of the Year

Luke Harper

Gran Metalik

Neville

Oney Lorcan

Chad Gable

Apollo Crews

Finn Bálor

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How Are They Still Not Signed?!* Award

Keith Lee

Jeff Cobb

Bobby Lashley

Candice LaRae

Tessa Blanchard

Chuck Taylor

Ricochet

Marty Scurll

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Feel Good Story of the Year

DIY Breaking Up

Ric Flair (Health Improvement, 30 For 30)

Katsuyori Shibata's Recovery

Daryl's Takahashi's Recovery

PodSlam 2017 Raising $4,300 for Connor's Cure

John Cena & Nikki Bella's Engagement at WrestleMania

Lucha Underground Renewed for Season 4

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Most Fascinating Person of the Year

Enzo Amore

Paige

Alberto El Patrón

The Elite

Sexy Star

The Miz

Ric Flair

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Dream Match of the Year

Neville VS Ricochet

The Young Bucks VS The Revival

Kenny Omega VS Daniel Bryan

CM Punk VS Daniel Bryan (In a WWE Ring)

The Young Bucks VS The Usos

Jeff Cobb VS Braun Strowman

Penta El Zero M VS Minoru Suzuki

Kenny Omega VS Aleister Black

Alexa Bliss VS Toni Storm

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Cutest Couple

Finn Bálor & Cathy Kelley

Lana & Rusev

Tyler Bate & Liv Morgan

Daniel Bryan, Brie Bella & Birdie

Peyton Royce & Billie Kay

Johnny Gargano & Candice LaRae

Montez Ford & Bianca Belair

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Career Rejuvenation of the Year

Samoa Joe

Jinder Mahal

Sami Zayn

The Miz

The Usos

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Worst Promo of the Year

Sister Abigail

Roman Reigns

Tamina

Natalya

Jinder Mahal's Promo on Shinsuke Nakamura

Sarah Logan

Kurt Angle

Shane McMahon

Titus O'Neil

Shinsuke Nakamura

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Best Promo of the Year

The Miz

John Cena's Retorts to Roman Reigns

Juice Robinson

The Usos/New Day Rap Battle

Kevin Owens

Drew Gulak

Alexa Bliss

Samoa Joe

Paul Heyman

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Best Out of Character Performance of the Year

Luke Harper on Up, Up, Down, Down

Kofi Kingston on Up, Up, Down, Down

Carlito & Brodus Clay on GLOW

Randy Orton's face after nearly killing a Singh Brother (Backlash)

Daniel Bryan

Hulk Hogan (Ric Flair 30 For 30)

Southpaw Regional Wrestling

Kenny King (The Bachelorette)

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Best Release of the Year

Jack Swagger

Emma

Simon Gotch

James Ellsworth

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