The nominees selected below are neither a reflection of accuracy or of being taken 100% seriously and can range from specific instances to the entirety of 2017. They were, in fact, selected with varying amounts of thought given by the six jerks from Podswoggle.

Feel free to listen to their thought process here (Podswoggle 371: 2017 Swoggie Award Nominees Pt. 1) & here (Podswoggle 372: 2017 Swoggie Award Nominees Pt. 2)

Best New Signing of the Year

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The British Boys (Dunne, Bate, Seven, etc) (WWE)

Ricochet(?) (WWE maybe?)

Killian Dane (WWE)

Adam Cole (WWE)

The Hardy Boyz (WWE)

Sami Callihan (Lucha Underground, NJPW, Impact)

Kairi Sane (WWE)

Drew McIntyre (WWE)

Ruby Riott (WWE)

Donovan Dijak (WWE)

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Best New Show of the Year

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Being The Elite (YouTube)

WWE 365 (WWE Network)

Southpaw Regional Wrestling (YouTube)

Mae Young Classic (WWE Network)

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Worst Match of the Year

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Big Show VS Big Cass - Enzo in a Shark Cage (WWE SummerSlam)

Sister Abagail VS The Demon (Never Happened, But Still)

Randy Orton VS Bray Wyatt (WWE WrestleMania 33)

Randy Orton VS Bray Wyatt - House of Horrors Match (WWE Payback)

Goldberg VS Kevin Owens (WWE Fastlane)

Randy Orton VS Jinder Mahal - Punjabi Prison Match (WWE Battleground)

Bayley VS Alexa Bliss - Kendo Stick on a Pole Match (WWE Extreme Rules)

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Best Match of the Year

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AJ Styles VS John Cena (WWE Royal Rumble)

DIY vs The Revival vs Authors of Pain (NXT Takeover: Orlando)

Asuka VS Nikki Cross - Falls Count Anywhere (NXT)

Killshot VS Dante Fox - Hell of War Match (Lucha Underground Ultima Lucha Tres)

Kenny Omega VS Kazuchika Okada (NJPW Dominion)

Brock Lesnar VS Braun Strowman VS Samoa Joe VS Roman Reigns (WWE SummerSlam)

WrestleCon 10 Man Tag (WrestleCon Friday Night)

War Games Match (NXT Takeover: War Games)

Kenny Omega VS Kazuchika Okada (NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 11)

Pete Dunne VS Tyler Bate (NXT Takeover: Chicago)

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Best Use of a Legend or Celebrity

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Vince McMahon beatdown by Kevin Owens (SmackDown Live)

MMA's Four Horsewomen (Mae Young Classic)

DeAngelo Williams (GFW Slammiversary XV)

Kurt Angle

Goldberg

The Ball Family (Raw)

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Best Hot Tag of the Year

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Cesaro

Cedric Alexander

Chad Gable

Alexander Wolfe

Kofi Kingston

Big E

Jason Jordon

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Worst Gimmick of the Year

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Yoshi-Hashi

Kane

Bray Wyatt/Sister Abigail

Mike Kanellis

"Switchblade" Jay White

Jason Jordan

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Best Gimmick of the Year

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Lars Sullivan

Los Ingobernables de Japon

Aleister Black

Space Monkey

The Velveteen Dream

Elias

Breezango

Braun Strowman

Drew Gulak

The Miz

Street Profits

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Best Look of the Year

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Penta El Zero M

Dalton Castle

Ruby Riott

Kassius Ohno

The Velveteen Dream (Airbrushed Tights)

The Usos

Bobby Roode

AJ Styles

Seth Rollins (Kingslayer Gear)

Peyton Royce

Marty Scurll

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Best Song of the Year

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Minoru Suzuki - "Kaze Ni Nare"

Aleister Black - "Root of All Evil"

Samoa Joe - "Destroyer"

The Usos - "Done With That"

Bobby Roode - "Glorious"

Mike Kinellis - "True Love"

Shinsuke Nakamura - "The Rising Sun"

Pete Dunne - "Young and Bitter"

Johnny Gargano - "Rebel Heart"

Akira Tozawa - "Strawberry Moon"

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Best Ring Entrance of the Year

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Dalton Castle

Triple H (WWE WrestleMania 33)

Aleister Black

Finn Bálor

Shinsuke Nakamura

SAnitY

Bobby Roode

The Shield (WWE TLC)

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Best Finisher Name

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The Shatter Machine (The Revival)

Bangarang (Dalton Castle)

Black Mass (Aleister Black)

Rear View (Naomi)

Purple Rainmaker (The Velveteen Dream)

Go To Sleep (Hideo Itami)

The Bitter End (Pete Dunne)

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Best Debut of the Year

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Chuck Taylor (ROH)

Adam Cole (NXT Takeover: Brooklyn III)

Shinsuke Nakamura (SmackDown Live)

The Hardy Boyz (WWE WrestleMania 33)

The War Games Match (NXT Takeover: War Games)

Chris Jericho (NJPW World Tag League Finals)

Kairi Sane (Mae Young Classic)

The Revival (Raw)

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Worst Feud of the Year

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Jinder Mahal VS Shinsuke Nakamura

Bray Wyatt VS Randy Orton

Undertaker VS Roman Reigns

Bray Wyatt VS Finn Bálor

Enzo Amore VS Big Cass

Randy Orton VS Jinder Mahal

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Best Feud of the Year

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The Usos VS The New Day

AJ Styles VS John Cena

Kenny Omega VS Kazuchika Okada

Braun Stroman VS Roman Reigns

Asuka vs. The Competition

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The "We're Done Here" Award for Most Outstayed Welcome of the Year

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Dolph Ziggler

Bray Wyatt

The Kingdom

Jinder Mahal

Enzo Amore

TNA/GFW/IMPACT

Elias

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Please Don't Mess This Up Award

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The Velveteen Dream

Women's Royal Rumble

War Games

Crop of WWE UK Signees

The Shield Reunion

Broken/Woken Matt Hardy

Yearly WWE Tournaments

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The "Oh, Buddy" Award for Most Misused of the Year

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Luke Harper

Sami Zayn

Austin Aries

Shinsuke Nakamura

Tye Dillinger

Finn Bálor

Bayley

Neville

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Best Commentary Call of the Year

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"Shut Up, Byron" - Corey Graves

"Sharks don't have hands, Saxton." - Corey Graves

"KINSHASAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - Corey Graves

"Enzo looks like you stuck a Porg in a blender." - Corey Graves

Corey Graves Riffing on Natalya's Cats - WWE Clash of Champions

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Gotta Wear Shades Award for Brightest Future

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Juice Robinson

Flip Gordon

Montez Ford

Bianca Belair

The Velveteen Dream

Rhea Ripley

Hiromu Takahashi

Pete Dunne

Hangman Page

Otis Dozovic

Braun Strowman

Tyler Bate

Aleister Black

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They're BACK Award for Returning Performer of the Year

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Goldberg

Minoru Suzuki

Drew McIntyre

Big Show

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The Unicorn Award for Most Entertaining Entity of the Year

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The Velveteen Dream

The Usos

The Miz

Best Friends

UpUpDownDown

Marty Scurll

The Elite

Rusev (Day)

Southpaw Regional Wrestling

Breezango

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Who Won the Year?

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Kenny Omega

Kazuchika Okada

Braun Strowman

The Miz

Bullet Club/The Elite

Tetsuya Naito

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The Santino Marella Award for Excellence in Comedic Wrestling

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Breezango

Chuck Taylor

Colt Cabana VS Toru Yano (ROH Global Wars)

Enzo Amore

Grado

Space Monkey

Toru Yano

The Young Bucks

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Once You Pop Award (Best Pop of the Year)

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The Hardy Boyz Return at WrestleMania

The Shield Reunites in Full

The Fist Bump from Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins

Braun Strowman's "I'm not finished with you!" Return

Tye Dillenger Entering The Royal Rumble at #10

Shinsuke Nakamura's Debut on Smackdown Live

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It's My Job Award (Best Jobber of the Year)

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Oney Lorcan

James Ellsworth

Breezango

Dolph Ziggler

The Miztourage

Curt Hawkins

Bray Wyatt

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Best Heel or Face Turn of the Year

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Tommaso Ciampa turns on Johnny Gargano at NXT Takeover: Chicago

Neville turns on the Cruiserweight Division

Sami Zayn saves Kevin Owens at Hell in a Cell

Kevin Owens turns on Chris Jericho at The Festival of Friendship

Big Cass anonymously & repeatedly attacks Enzo Amore backstage

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Zack Ryder Memorial Award for Best Social Media Use

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Joey Ryan

Rusev

Enzo Amore

Satoshi Kojima

The Elite

Chris Jericho/Kenny Omega Twitter Feud

Chuck Taylor

Lio Rush

John Cena's Instagram

Luke Harper

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Best Merch of the Year

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The Sakura Genesis 2017 Shirt

Bullet Club Cease & Desist

Samoa Joe

Bullet Club Chicago Shirt

The Young Bucks (Most)

Johnny Gargano

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Best Title Run of the Year

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The Miz (WWE Intercontinental Champion)

Cody (ROH Heavyweight Champion)

Kazuchika Okada (IWGP Heavyweight Champion)

Alexa Bliss (Raw & SD Live Women's Champion)

Brock Lesnar (WWE Universal Champion)

The Hardy Boyz' Expedition of Gold (TNA, ROH, WWE Tag Team Champs)

Asuka (NXT Women's Champion)

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Real Life Story of the Year

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AAA Women's Division Issues

Continued Rise of Women's Wrestling (MITB, GLOW, etc)

Global Force Impact Anthem Wrestling

Viral Outbreak in the Raw Locker Room

Vince McMahon possibly getting back into football

Continued Expansion of New Japan Pro Wrestling

Most Devastating Injury of the Year

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Drew McIntyre (Bicep)

The Revival (Multiple)

Big Cass (Knee)

Tommaso Ciampa (Knee)

Katsuyori Shibata (Head)

Dean Ambrose (Tricep)

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Most Overrated Wrestler of the Year

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Bray Wyatt

Randy Orton

Jinder Mahal

Mauro Ranallo

Alexa Bliss

Jason Jordan

Bobby Roode

Baron Corbin

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Most Underrated Wrestler of the Year

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Luke Harper

Chad Gable

Oney Lorcan

Neville

Apollo Crews

Finn Bálor

Gran Metalik

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How Are They Still Not Signed?!* Award

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Marty Scurll

Bobby Lashley

Jeff Cobb

Candice LaRae

Ricochet

Tessa Blanchard

Chuck Taylor

Keith Lee

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Feel Good Story of the Year

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Daryl's Takahashi's Recovery

Katsuyori Shibata's Recovery

DIY Breaking Up

Ric Flair (Health Improvement, 30 For 30)

John Cena & Nikki Bella's Engagement at WrestleMania

Lucha Underground Renewed for Season 4

PodSlam 2017 Raising $4,300 for Connor's Cure

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Most Fascinating Person of the Year

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Enzo Amore

The Elite

Sexy Star

Alberto El Patrón

Ric Flair

The Miz

Paige

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Dream Match of the Year

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Neville VS Ricochet

Alexa Bliss VS Toni Storm

Jeff Cobb VS Braun Strowman

The Young Bucks VS The Revival

Kenny Omega VS Aleister Black

CM Punk VS Daniel Bryan (In a WWE Ring)

Kenny Omega VS Daniel Bryan

Penta El Zero M VS Minoru Suzuki

The Young Bucks VS The Usos

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Cutest Couple

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Peyton Royce & Billie Kay

Montez Ford & Bianca Belair

Lana & Rusev

Johnny Gargano & Candice LaRae

Tyler Bate & Liv Morgan

Finn Bálor & Cathy Kelley

Daniel Bryan, Brie Bella & Birdie

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Career Rejuvenation of the Year

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Sami Zayn

Samoa Joe

The Miz

The Usos

Jinder Mahal

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Worst Promo of the Year

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Natalya

Sister Abigail

Roman Reigns

Shinsuke Nakamura

Jinder Mahal's Promo on Shinsuke Nakamura

Shane McMahon

Tamina

Kurt Angle

Sarah Logan

Titus O'Neil

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Best Promo of the Year

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The Miz

Alexa Bliss

Drew Gulak

Paul Heyman

Samoa Joe

Juice Robinson

John Cena's Retorts to Roman Reigns

Kevin Owens

The Usos/New Day Rap Battle

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Best Out of Character Performance of the Year

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Kenny King (The Bachelorette)

Randy Orton's face after nearly killing a Singh Brother (Backlash)

Daniel Bryan

Kofi Kingston on Up, Up, Down, Down

Hulk Hogan (Ric Flair 30 For 30)

Carlito & Brodus Clay on GLOW

Southpaw Regional Wrestling

Luke Harper on Up, Up, Down, Down

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Best Release of the Year

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Emma

James Ellsworth

Jack Swagger

Simon Gotch

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